Forrest Gump had just realized that he didn’t have to wait for the bus. As he stood up to walk to the address he wanted, he heard a bus racing toward him. This bus was obviously…
… carrying Benjamin and Elaine, still resplendent in her wedding dress, away from …
Badly out of control. A cute woman and a dim-witted looking guy (even by Forrest’s standards) were behind the wheel. Forrest watched as the bus careened towards…
… being driven by Annie Porter, with Officer Jack Traven and a bus load of others along for the ride, they were obviously driving fast because …
Lousy mods.
…they wanted to get out of Jurassic Park and they saw the doors closing ahead.
Besides, they saw two guys in sunglasses, hats and dark suits in a police car…
and Jake and Elwood were racing for Mexico because . . .
…they were trying to catch up with Thelma and Louise, who were in the midst of…
Battling hoardes of computer-animated space monsters whose only goal was to…
control the animatronic Geor… ooops wrong thread …
capture the enigma machine, so they could …
[sub] wow! a triple simu-post, right after the OP![/sub]
… beat Indiana Jones to the treasure, which was…
…hiding somewhere in the Sierra Madre, where they don’t need no stinkin’…
. . . dead bodies being thrown in the wood chipper as the pregnant female cop . . .
…named Rosemary, who was starting to wonder about the other tenants in her building…
…were all being captured by Torak in the laundry room…
…as they heard a woman’s voice saying, “Norman, is that you?” And a woman resembling Vera Miles tiptoed down the stairs into the fruit cellar. She was looking for Norman’s mother, but what she saw in the chair under the naked bulb hanging from the ceiling was…
… Herb Clutter, from the small town of Holcomb, Kansas, who, along with the rest of his family, had been senselessly and brutally murdered…
…with…A HERRING!…by one of the Knights of Ni, who then…
…skipped on down the Yellow Brick Road with the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodsman and all the rest of their friends on their way to…
…stop Lawrence Harvey from reaching the empty spotlight booth during the convention…