Had a hard time singling out just a few.
So I thought I’d list a number of people who were either kind enough to mention me in their lists, showed up at my over zealous “performance”, blew me away with their picture, or a wonderful combination of the above.
Extra special crushes to Falcon and Swimmingriddles for being absolute sweethearts…
xo
-seriousart
Aenea
A Girl
Beadalin
Byzantine
Persephone
Ellen
evilbeth
Falcon
Girl Next Door
Kyla
Lanna
MaryAnnQ
Medea’s Child
Mega The Roo
Michi
Piano
Pandora
Realidiad
Ruadh
Sangria
Shanin
Shayna
SmoothOperator
ssskuggiii
Swimming Riddles
Rachelle
Techchick68
Zyada
Hmm . . . I’m now enjoying naughty thoughts. Mega, dear, that’s quite flattering. In anticipation, I’m working through a routine of tongue exercises as I type this. The goal being agility, endurance and precision of tongue. I could lick you clean like a cat, with delicacy like the finest roe, with ferocious vigor like . . .
Ahem, time to revise/update my list…
Michi: I know that you say you can’t get a date. All things considered, I kind of approve of that…means that if you ever move to San Jose, I have a slight chance. :: grin ::
biobrat: HubbaHubba, I second the motion, I mean I second the question in the Questions about the pictures thread, are you currently unattached?
Medea’s Child: You don’t look like no child, you look all woman, yowza!
Besides, it’s NEVER too early to bring up condoms in a relationship.
Now for some additional Chefly observations:
WOO HOO! I’m at the TOP of Michi’s list! does the happy chef dance Michi, hon, my company is having a big conference in Orlando in late January of 2002. That should give us plenty of time to swap lots of emails and become such good friends that you’ll jump in the car and come meet me for dinner, whereupon I absolutely… won’t… make a drunken pass at you.
BOO HOO! I’m totally not on Mega the Roo’s list! Megs, how can you cruelly toss me aside like this after all the things you said that night in my photo studio behind the vintage clothing store? I thought we were beyond all the get-away-closer stuff… pout
Brunetter, you call yourself bi when you haven’t even outed yourself in that towering monument to my own ego that is Ask Bi Guy? Well, better late than never, sweetie…get yourself over there, read, and then post to tell me what an amazing man I am. In fact, all of you should do that. Reading Ask Bi Guy will improve your complexion, remove rust from the undercarriage of your car, form a weatherproof seal on the outside of your bass boat, and make you lose excess weight without exercise. Go read it now. You know you want to. evil grin
Um, I just noticed that Michi’s list is in alphabetical order, not in order of hunkiness. Still, I’m on the list. does a shorter, more subdued happy chef dance
Well, seeing as I finally got off my duff and submitted my picture, I feel that I can finally give voice to my hours of ogling. I didn’t think it would be appropriate to woo women who couldn’t flee upon discovering the beholder. Shayna, I thank you for your diligent work, now I may join in the revelry.
Shayna: How edible must one be to be delectable? I think you have raised the standard in all taste tests to come.
Sue Duhnym: How do I love thee? Let me count thine eyes…1…2… I appear to be stuck at two–being ineffably entranced has that effect.
realidad: You must be the proof all the theists are searching for to save me from my wicked ways. How else could one explain how a seraphim graces the Earth?
techchick68: I didn’t think tech-geeks were allowed to be beautiful. You should be wary of the wrath of the National Geek Commission, lest they perform plastic surgery on you to themselves of the anomaly code-named “Gorgeous.”
Piano: Egads! I must now discard all of my material possessions and roam the woods in search of the nymph that is you.
mega the roo: I’m simply confounded. Do you have an enrapturing permit? Nah, I didn’t think so. You know, without one it’s quite illegal to affect others the way you do.
SwimmingRiddles: pulling jaw back to head and re-inserting tongue
jjjfishe: I suppose Playboy must be short one bunny, eh? Cripes!
I am agog with the rampant beauty on this board. Granted, I have left many off this list, but I have to concentrate to some extent at work and I all but ruined at this juncture.
Damn, Nen. I bow before your smoothness. Let me follow you around and learn all that you know…
I just can’t get over how smooth that post was damn…I am afraid to compliment women any more after that…
See? See?! My concentration was so terribly led astray that I erred. Read “and I am all” in lieu of “and I all.” I doubt I will be able to recover my focus for a fortnight.
ChrisP, you may watch from the shadows, but I can’t have you cramping my style. Sorry bud, but thank you for the accolades.
If you’d like, I’ll start switch-hitting and write a line or to for you.
Hey, just because I’ll go back and forth with Esprix doesn’t mean I prefer males. I am merely admiring and would never cramp your style. Besides. I have the whole cute, clumsy, doper thing going for me so I can’t appear too smooth with words.
