Thanks, DRY. You’ve brightened my day…I think 
Just how many lists are you on, anyway? Ever considered being a male strumpet?
For you miss A Girl
Here are fruits, flowers, leaves and branches,
And here is my heart which beats only for you.
And we wanna see your crush list.
No, not a myth, just not as active on the board as I’d like to be these days…
My list? Wow… after looking at those pics, it would take forever to type out! But when I do type it, you’ll be first on it, I can tell you that much…
“I pray, Lord, my tortured spirit…longs only for the elixir that is you.”
–A girl
Well, I know because I was hiding in the bushes when you jumped nekkid into the neighbor’s kiddie pool. Yowza!
Seriously, I may not have seen your pic (BTW, correcting that is in YOUR hands), but I still know you’re yummy the way you are because the stastical data I’ve been gathering suggests that when a woman says she “needs to lose a few pounds,” 99 percent of the time she’s actually just right for my tastes, and is only carrying a few extra pounds compared to Kate “Auschwitz” Moss. If the voice of Helen Gurley Brown (now THERE’s a scary-looking woman who has destroyed herself in the name of adhering to the dictates of fashion) won’t let you believe me when I speak the truth to you, send me a pic so I can speak from experience instead of statistical certainty. You can even have clothes on… I won’t be too disappointed.
You’re welcome.
I’m not on that many lists at all! I haven’t been keeping track of the men, but I’m pretty sure people like Chris and Iampunha are on a bunch more lists than me.
I suppose I’m not doing too badly for someone who doesn’t have a picture up. But really, if you tallied the votes, I’m not even close to the top.
As for being a male strumpet, I tried. There was an IMHO thread about the official “IMHO Male Slut” I think I got half a vote. 
Why else would I need a plausible excuse? 
Michi, EVERYONE knows I’m married in Texas, but I don’t think Florida and Texas have an extradition treaty. I promise not to let my wedding ring snag on your golden body anywhere while I’m giving you that massage. Besides, who can say what will happen in the next year and a half? Mrs. Chef might give me a hunting license for sexy Floridians under the false impression that no one in the state is under 60.
You know I’d vote for ya DRY. BTW, what do you mean people like ChrisP and iampunha? I didn’t know that we had a “people”.
::draws line in the sand::
DRY,
Well I don’t have a picture up either, and I doubt it would make any difference–I’m not on ANY lists I know of. (Some strumpet, huh? ha)
And for what it’s worth, I’d never vote for you as male slut…nobody who quotes like you needs to resort to that.
Somebody start a hopeless romantic thread…yep, you’d be it, my friend.
struuter
“People like ChrisP and iampunha that are confident enough about their physical appearance to actually post a picture”
This really wasn’t meant to come off as a smartassed remark (though I couldn’t resist one such remark to Iampunha when he started a thread about his pictures).
Hey, if I can’t turn you, do you really think I’m going to turn a married guy?
Oh, go on - I’m just a wee li’l gay guy. But thanks, babe. Your wife is a lucky gal (as I’m sure you are as well).
(I will not make the obvious joke. I will not make the obvious joke. I will not make the obvious joke… ;))
Esprix
I’d have to add “A Girl” and Whacky Ninja" to my list… and elellelllelllle any chick in a bra holding a skull gets my attention
Okay, even after all that gratuitous flirting and sexual conotations, she thinks she needs to be added to a list. Okay, updated list.
Falcon
A Girl
struuter
jjjfishe
CarmenLucia
Wacky Ninja
zyada
Shayna
sue dunhym
aenea
whoa Nellie
Drain Bead
AudreyK
Bio brat
ChrisCTP
Frannie
Ellen
Psycat90
Mega the roo
Persephone
Swimming Riddles
These are in random order, and let me know if this idiot has forgotten anyone.
blushes
Thanks, ChrisP. It just makes it official. I’ve never been on a list before…or a good one anyway.
I do hope this list would qualify as “good one”. How’s about your list?
Is there such a thing as “gratuitious flirting”??
Kinda reminds me of my friend (YES…“FRIEND”…It wasn’t me–if it were, I’d claim credit for it) who once very powerfully asserted that there was no such thing as premature ejaculation:
“I got off, and it was good. How can it be premature, anyway?”
(Destroying my reputation as a gentleman and a hopeless romantic. It wasn’t getting me laid, anyway.)
DRY, you’re killing me. I never know what to expect from this guy…
Oh, one can only hope…lol!
DRY, I’m with you. Flirting is flirting–as long as it’s all in fun. And I’m having a blast. Thanks to you and ChrisP…and Chef…and iampunha…
Is this a list? Ooops.
struuter
As promised:
Falcon, I now understand how your wings allow you to soar in firmament. The pillar of air upon which those fragile feathers fly is the breath you’ve stolen from me.
To return the accolade:
Wacky Ninja, it appears you are the one who puts “art” in martial arts.
One last one:
Although I haven’t seen a pic on the SDPeoplePages yet, I have a funny feeling that the new chick, lilah, is absolutely gorgeous. lilah, how is it that beauty, sophistication and elegance mated in such a phenomenal package? Mirror, mirror over the bed…
You mean all this work will lead to nothing?!? Damn, I really must have missed the point of the message board here…