Anytime, sweetheart, anytime
blows kiss
And I’ve got to say that it feels sucky to see that I’m not on it, ChrisP. Esprix and Matt_mcl made the cut but I didn’t…sigh I guess perverts really DO prefer the willowy type.
goes to bawl
Chef, If this means anything. I think you’re the man, and I wish i had half the talent from your pinky toe, in my entire body.
Oh well that’s fine then.
grin
Hey, I’m just the man standing next to The Man.
You only want me for my fabulously toned and muscular body! I have a mind, you know! 
Esprix
Wait - what am I saying?!?!
Chris, let’s get back in that hot tub, shall we? You look like you need a massage (and a lot of beer)…
Esprix
No, no, Esprix. It’s a physical attraction for your mind. squick squick squick
ewwwwwwwww…(blegh)
Okay, let’s go to the Hot Tub…
You wouldn’t take advantage of a drunk man, would you Esprix…
::stumbles::
Chris, do you need a chaperone? If so, I think I might be able to fulfill your needs. ::climbs in hot tub::
Umm, I’m sorry, I seemed to have carried this from the other thread. My bad.
picks up hot tub and people in it and goes to sunshine’s thread
I don’t think anyone here would complain, Chris. And besides, I don’t seduce straight men - they beg me. (Back off, ssskuggiii! Dibs! 
You can have him when I’m finished - that way he won’t feel guilty waking up with a woman, and can chalk it all up to “that wild party.” ;))
Esprix
Hey, lets bring this back over to Sunshine’s thread. Merriment Aplenty or something like that.
This is one of the nicest things anyone ever said to me. Thank you!
BTW, how is your new job going?
Scotti
Before she says anything.
A Girl is soooooo on my list.
Scotti, I wouldn’t say it if it weren’t true. And I agree about the brain as the REAL sex organ. But, as for you getting “older,” you’re still a youthful babe to me.
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The job’s going great. Interviewed my new assistant today. They’re going top hire him, anyway; working with me for a couple years will prepare him for the project manager position they’re really hiring him for. Wow, a company that grooms people for better jobs. Not used to that.
My boss introduced me to him as “Director of Project Engineering.” That’s the second time he’s done that, so it must be true. It’s fun because I’m old enough to remember when “directors” were big-shots, not glorified supervisors–when was that, two years ago?
[/hijack]
ssskuggiii said:
“I don’t care if I already made your laminated list. Does that mean I’m only allowed to be on one of your lists? arrrgh.”
If you’re on the laminated list, by virtue of being on that you’re also on my crush list. I have explained this before, hon.
Hey, Esprix, you’re supposed to be giving me a sensual massage at my party! Come on!
I don’t believe I’ve made seven lists. I don’t count people who thanked me for my putting them on my list.
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Actually, knowledge of Shakespeare isn’t all that useful when you’re [ahem] in the throes of passion, and, instead of screaming your girlfriend’s name (or just the girl you happen to be with), you start reciting lines from Shakespeare.
Oh, and here’s a helpful hint:
“A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse”
(Richard III, Act 5, Scene IV)
is ESPECIALLY bad form.
WELL?!?! We’re waiting!!!
I’m absolutely sure you guys’ brains are FAR bigger than a 3 1/4" floppy disk!
Hey…you guys brought it up. (Or at least Iampunha did.)