Brunetter, whom I admire from afar.
My humblest thanks to those of you who had something nice to say about my pic.
Let me preface my list by saying, as I have stated long before these photos were up, all you fine Doper ladies are aces in my book. Intelligence and humor are the hottest combination, and you’ve all already shown me a glimpse of your sexiest body part – your brain.
OK, my list (in alphabetical order):
Annalamerino
Brachyrhynchos although I never want to have to write that name again 
Cristi/Persephone And to think, to this point I only thought you ruled because you are so awesome and are a fellow Michiganian. Who knew you were babe-a-licious?!
Diane My reaction to your pic was similar to Susan Sarandon’s reaction to Kevin Costner’s speech in Bull Durham: “Oh, my.”
Evilbeth Pug nose. Mmmmmm…
Frannie I think we have a winner in the Cutest Newbie contest (and your name reminds me of “Catcher in the Rye,” one of my all-time favorite books)
Kimkatt I’m looking to cut my head out of a photo that will fit your husband’s body in that pic. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?
Mega the Roo Now that is a very kissable mouth.
Monster Although I would like to lodge a complaint. How am I supposed to develop a full, naughty crush when your perfect, angelic child is right there next to you, so innocent?
Piano Smokin’ hottie.
Ruadh Your significant other’s eye in the upper right of that pic looks like hockey star Jaromir Jagr. Hockey fans: Am I right? (That’s not why I like your pic, however. You’re yummy. )
Sangria
Shayna Um … er. … uh … WOW!
Sue Duhnym Add me to your male fan club. Get up near the Canadian border much?
Swimming Riddles A classic example of Milo’s type: An intellectual-looking brunette. swoons …
But, what’s all this about “relaxed scruffiness?” Hey, I was on the outdoor deck to one of my best local watering holes, a stone’s throw away from one of the most picturesque inland lakes on the planet. Who wouldn’t be relaxed? And as for the “scruffiness,” is that a good thing, as in George Clooney? Or are we talking the GUY who lives in a VAN down by the RIVER?
Whoa Nellie How you doin’?
As for the male pics: You hunky types make me sick. Quit trying to muscle in on my cyber-harem …
Well, apparently all those hot guys can hit on ME, since Milo doesn’t love me. Hmpf.
Milo, I do believe you’re challenging me for the record I thought wsa rightfully mine . . . flirting with the most women, single or otherwise, in any one post. However, you said “As for the male pics: You hunky types make me sick. Quit trying to muscle in on my cyber-harem …”
Hey, you got a problem with that? Get thee to a gym. Stop posting so much (yes, I know, I post like 20x a day . . . shut up) and start building up your body, not just your mind.
Um, Falcon, I do luv ya, babe, but my list was already so long it was a little silly, and you did leave me off your list, after all. (I refer the Jury to people’s exhibit #1, the OP).
And iampunha? iamkidding.
But thanks for the shots at this 33-year-old physique, young’un.
Perhaps you’d like to lace them up and get on the ice with me sometime? And I ain’t talking figure-skating.
(Can we please get back to sophomorically ogling one another now?)
Boys, boys, boys! Stop fighting!
You’re all totally hot super-stud-muffins, and we all lust after all of you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, okay? Really we do! 
Thank you. Um… I thought the two of you were gonna fight? You made up while I was busy figuring out how to include both quotes in one post? I really must learn how to do these things more quickly.
No, there will be no fighting here.
(Milo gives iampunha a manly hug … realizing he likes it perhaps a little more than he should … holds on a little too long …)
Well, I didn’t want MY list to be insanely long either. Hell, I think aside from MC the SDMB Male Slut, my list is the longest. You know I love you, Milo! smooch
Milossarian said:
“Perhaps you’d like to lace them up and get on the ice with me sometime? And I ain’t talking figure-skating.”
Sure thing. I played hockey a bit a few years back . . .
But seriously, this is all in good fun.
Persephone said:
"Boys, boys, boys! Stop fighting!
You’re all totally hot super-stud-muffins, and we all lust after all of you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, okay? Really we do! ;)"
When will you ladies learn? I, to say nothing of Milossarian, am a man, not a boy. Please try to keep the two straight in your head . . . there is a rather marked difference
Honestly, though, I am loving this . . . it’s nice to ahve so many attractive women admiring me
brunetter … without a doubt … she is a hottie!!!
:::resting chin on hand:::
Oh please, explain to this twice-married-mother-of-two-(three if you count my musician husband) just what the difference is? Aside from a slightly larger…vocabulary, I am completely unable discern the two.
Michi:
Yay! Close enough! ::doing the happy dance:: (Also, she commented that it was “Strange.” A subconcious statement concerning one of her crushes? I can only assume so.)
I keep my crushes a secret. Although girls with screen names beginning with ‘M’ who aren’t even on the SDMB picture pages, but on the TM Homepage, seem to jump out at me.
Hijack: Milo, Catcher in the Rye is also one of your favorite books? Geez, man, we have almost the exact same taste in literature. Something about titles beginning with C-A-T-C-H.
Lazarus7 said:
“brunetter … without a doubt … she is a hottie!!!”
You know, I’d hope you would choose YOUR WIFE!
Persephone said:
":::resting chin on hand:::
Oh please, explain to this twice-married-mother-of-two- (three if you count my musician husband) just what the difference is? Aside from a slightly larger…vocabulary, I am completely unable discern the two."
Okay, Persephone . . . listen up.
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A man, as we’ve said in other threads, will look forward to talking to a lady about Shakespeare and other intelligent things. A boy will look at a woman and try to guess her bra size.
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A man will, given an inch, take half that. A boy will assume he’s been given a foot and take more.
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A man does not judge ladies by how they dress but by how they think. A boy does not know the meaning of the word “lady.”
There are more, but I think the point is proven.
My list:
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Swiddles
Sue D.
EvilBeth
Mega the Roo
Swiddles
Evil Twin**
But I’m not on anybody else’s list, dammit.
Hmmm…can’t post twice in a minute…I had this one in one window & replied to something else in another window…trying it again…
I notice there are a few mainstays of every male’s list . . . seems we all have very good taste.
Gunslinger, I bet there’s a good reason you listed Swiddles twice . . . now, if I could just find some female in this area with all the qualities of some dopers who wasn’t moving to Richmond later this month . . . I would SO be set.
Any of you have relatives around here?
Kelli, I hope you have some money, cause I’m sending you the bill from the EMT’s who had to be called in to revive me when I passed out from seeing someone actually put me on their list. :: grin ::
As for my list…in no particular order.
Kellibelli: She noticed me!! She actually noticed me!! That’s all a geek needs really.
Mega The Roo: Wouldn’t mind hopping to attention with her, hubbahubba.
SeaDiver: Should’ve sent me the pictures, see, Demo made them public, I told you I wouldn’t make any sent to me public…Ah well. You be a hottie, I bet the water boils where you dive.
Brunetter: What can I say, you have a nice virtual butt to pat. :: GDRLH ::
given how much she loves her ass … chuckle … well I am out of here before I make more trouble than you can throw a fajita at.
I didn’t wade through these posts, since I’m not on the pages yet and therefore probably wasn’t mentioned, but I have to say that Sue D is quite remarkable!
Monster ain’t half bad herself…
Thanks Sue, you are a great poster and quite the catch . . . the crush is reciprocated. As for the pic, well I have chosen my cyber-crushes on posts alone - but I will see what I can do.
SwimmingRiddles, aristocratic beauty - short memory.
Kiva, the woman who can talk baseball with the best of the guys, that is such a turn on, will you be mine ?
pepperlandgirl, you are my Broncos soulmate, a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a break-out 35 yard Davis run . . . and thou.
- NM