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I think you get the picture: WHat’s your Spam-Spoof. Please, only imply the sexual aspects.
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From: Lefty Gonzales
Re: Get CORKED!
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From: Your Favorite Impotentate
Re: Surprise Her In The Shower LOL!
Hello, you don’t know me. My name is Todd, and I am not attached to any embassy, nor am I married to any royalty from Nigeria. Give me money or the gnats of a thousand camels will infest your armpits…I mean, any help you can send along will be appreciated, because I don’t have NEARLY enough dollar bills to light up these offensively large Cuban cigars…I mean, we’re strapped for cash and trying to leave the country, but when I reascend my non-existent throne, I’ll remember you fondly the next time I’m crushing a peasant’s head…er, I mean, money’s good, gimme some.