We didn’t get more tanks this week, but chariot racing is a close second. And how did the teams do? Time for the…
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Bilal & Sa’eed and Vipul & Arti and Kellie & Jamie and Duke & Lauren and Tom & Terry and Peter & Sarah and David & Mary and Erwin & Godwin - Having amusing conversations in Sequesterville.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Lyn & Karlyn - (holding steady) - Lyn & Karlyn looked pretty good this week, better than I had expected–it looks like Erwin & Godwin weren’t the only ones hurt by their ill-conceived alliance. Their navigation, particularly at the beginning of the episode, looked sharp. However, they’re still at a disadvantage in a footrace (witness the fact that they got Yielded because they could beat nobody to the Yield marker), and I think they’re the weakest of the remaining teams.
Dustin & Kandice - (down from “Cruisin’”) - A freefall this week for Dustin & Kandice because of one little mistake (although booking a tight connection in Milan wasn’t all that smart either, it didn’t hurt them). I still think they’re strong racers, but beating the last-place team by a half-hour at this stage of the race is a tall order. They can’t be just good–they need to be both good and lucky. If they’re not eliminated next week, they bounce back up in the rankings, but right now it’s not looking good.
"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Rob & Kimberly - (holding steady) - Car trouble again? How is that possible? I swear to God, someone must be sabotaging Rob & Kimberly’s transportation. Rob & Kimberly (and Tyler & James) look certain to make the final three, but Rob & Kimberly have (almost) never really looked like winners. I predict a second-place for this team.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Tyler & James - (holding steady) - In the not-unlikely event that Dustin & Kandice get eliminated next week, Tyler & James look like the team to beat. They seem to be unduly willing to follow other teams (witness the three-team caravan asking for directions to the antique shop), and navigation might be their downfall yet, but they rock the tasks and aren’t horribly stupid.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one this week.
Next week: Last episode before the finale! Plus… tomato fight!
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]