Yikes! Busy weekend this last couple of days, what with the holidays and all. That delayed the…
Taxi Assessment:
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Lisa & Michelle (#MiamiRealtors) and Dennis & Isabelle (#TheDatingCouple) & Michael & Scott (#TheFirefighters) & Keith & Whitney (#TeamNashville) and Shelley & Nici (#MomDaughter) and Tim & Te Jay (#CollegeSweethearts) and Kym & Alli (#TheCyclists) - Already eliminated.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
No one.
“Rapido! Por Favor?” - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Brooke & Robbie (#TheWrestlers) (up from “Flat Tire”) - A really impressive leg from Brooke & Robbie, if by “impressive” you mean “not screwing up nearly as much as the other teams” (which, to be fair, i a pretty decent approximation of “impressive” on the Race). They managed to find their jeepney immediately and head in the right direction (pretty amazing for the wrestlers). They didn’t lose even one clue. They pretty much killed both their Speed Bump and the Detour. Their only stumble was Robbie missing the posted list of deliveries at the Roadblock, but it wasn’t like he was the only Racer to do so. All in all a good leg, but a lot of their success depended on other teams’ failures. Snarkiness aside, that’s not something you can depend on in the final leg, and if anything the wrestlers are the most likely team to crash and burn in the final.
Maya & Amy (#SweetScientists) (holding steady) - I wonder sometimes if the producers shouldn’t be paying more attention to the risks of dehydration. You’re requiring Racers to do really physical tasks, quickly, in a hot and humid climate they’re not used to. I see Racers drinking from water bottles fairly often, so presumably they’re being provided with water somehow, but apparently not all Racers are making good decisions on when to hydrate. And speaking of decisions, Maya & Amy found a way to immediately blow their short lead over the two trailing teams by taking the wrong-way jeepney. If you’re an elite team, you can (sometimes) absorb a mistake like that, but there’s no way Maya & Amy can afford those mistakes… especially in the final leg, and especially with Amy still limping.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Adam & Bethany (#SoulSurfers) (holding steady) - I like the way Adam & Bethany are so laid-back about everything, but Adam really shouldn’t be so laid-back that he forgets what he did with the clue. That mistake clearly cost them time, and there’s no telling how long they would have been wandering around had he not finally found it. Still and all, under-reacting may be a better long-term strategy than over-reacting, and the surfers are obviously still in the race.
Misti & Jim (#TheDentists) (holding steady) - Heh. Jim picks the worst times to tag along with other teams. A couple weeks ago it was the flight to Singapore with the surfers, this week it’s the wrong-way jeepney with the scientists. Possibly a strategically sound choice this week: if they wound up going the wrong way (which they did), they could almost certainly beat Maya & Amy at later tasks (which they did), and avoid last place (which they did). I doubt that was Jom’s actual thought process, but it worked well enough this week.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one.