Ugh. I hate them already, just from the “look at us, we’re so damn wacky!” photo. I have the feeling they’re going to be trying way too hard to be cute and funny and are going to immediately become the reincarnation of Team Clunk or Thunk or whatever it was TWoP called those two jackasses who couldn’t tell a joke to save their miserable lives. I’m hoping for a nice head shaving Detour and I don’t just mean their nasty long hair on top of their heads but their ratty beards too.
And just so there’s no confusion later, I’m dibsing Eric and Jeremy now. Note the date and time.
Damnit, it does, doesn’t it. I have class Thursday nights and I can only record one show at a time. Guess I’ll have to rely on Television Without Pity recaps and you guys. I’m hooked on Smallville this season.
Can’t it be all three? All four of the afore-mentioned guys are pinging my gaydar. I mean c’mon, one of them’s a valet and the other’s a waiter? Please. And on the other team, one of them has dogs named Hector and Percy, and the other’s personal motto is a quote from Auntie Mame?
My lesbidar is not as acute but it’s not pinging off Lisa or Joni, although Danielle and Dani…oh wait, that’s not lesbidar, that’s nausea at the matching PNK tops.
Um … Lisa & Joni are sisters, so while it’s entirely possible that they could be a couple, it would be seriously gross. And Danielle & Dani already irk me – although I can’t tell if it’s because of the yukko highlights or the tanktops they’re wearing in their picture. Or perhaps the smirk that the one of them has.
My guess at the pre-race interview with Dani and Danielle.
Dani: Like ohh my gawd! We are sooo ganna kick but in the Exciting Race!
Dani: Its the Immaculate Race dummy!
Dani: Whatevvah. All the girls at Hooters will be sooo jealous!!
Dani: Yea! Did we pack the highlighter and lipgloss?
Dani: Like, I dunno…we can just smile at a few dirty people and they will get some for us.
Dani: Thats totally true! We rule!!
Just to be different, I reserve the old farts, Fran and Barry. Yeah, the oldies are usually sure losers, but these guys are in good shape and are well-travelled so they presumably work well together. Yeah, they probably will lose to their younger rivals but I’m a sucker for a long shot. At least there shouldn’t be any “Oh my gaawd, this country is, like, so poor! Look at all the trash and homeless people!!”
How the heck can not one, but two people think that the clown team can possibly win?
I also pick Lake as the arsehole of the competition.
OK, I’ll do it. I’ll take Dani and Danielle. Of course, it is blatantly obvious that they must be dim and sahllow because they highlight their hair and wear matching pink shirts. Who knows, maybe in some bizarre mixed up world, two college graduates, where one is top of the class, can somehow overcome the fact that they are attractive and win this thing.