Taxi Assessment:
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Lisa & Michelle (#MiamiRealtors) and Dennis & Isabelle (#TheDatingCouple) & Michael & Scott (#TheFirefighters) & Keith & Whitney (#TeamNashville) and Shelley & Nici (#MomDaughter) - Already eliminated.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Tim & Te Jay (#CollegeSweethearts) (down from “Flat Tire”) - Yeah, not so good this week. Yet again, Tim & Te Jay don’t really do anything that will put them ahead, and just muddle along with the rest of the pack. Unfortunately, this time, two teams sprint ahead of the pack, two more pull ahead with a lucky Detour choice, and Tim & Te Jay are left battling Adam & Bethany for last place. Adam & Bethany are better (although apparently just by a few minutes), and now Tim & Te Jay are stuck doing another task in the next leg. Misti & Jim can handle doing that; I don’t think Tim & Te Jay can.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Brooke & Robbie (#TheWrestlers) (holding steady) - Brooke & Robbie are yet again ineffectual at finding a cab, but wind up barely catching up at the Roadblock, then make a lucky Detour choice and sail into fourth place.
“Rapido! Por Favor?” - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Maya & Amy (#SweetScientists) (holding steady) - An up-and-down leg for Maya & Amy - they wound up getting to the Roadblock in third place, then dropped back into the pack when Maya missed her time in her first go-kart heat. They were briefly last when they wound up as fifth wheels at the painting Detour, but providentially the opera choice wound up quicker, so Maya & Amy score their first top-three finish.
In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Kym & Alli (#TheCyclists) (holding steady) - Kym & Alli edged in front of Adam & Bethany to score tickets on the earlier flight, then, working with Misti & Jim, made sure they held onto one of the first two spots. I’m not sure whose idea it was to ask a bystander to call for taxi, but that gave the two teams some critical breathing room. In any case, Kym & Alli now have finished in the top three in six out of seven legs.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Adam & Bethany (#SoulSurfers) (holding steady) - Adam & Bethany score a disappointing fifth this week, just barely ahead of last-place Tim & Te Jay. Still, they’re not starting out in last place on the next leg, so they have some time to recover. And their Express Pass needs to be used on the next leg (or it expirees), meaning Adam & Bethany essentially get a free jump on the other teams.
Misti & Jim (#TheDentists) (holding steady) - This week, it seems, the flight arrangement and airport bunching worked just the way it should - Misti & Jim, leaving first from the Pit Stop, scored seats on the first plane out; Kym & Alli joined them after beating Adam & Bethany to the travel agency. The remaining teams wound up forty minutes behind, so being ahead last week still counted, but all the teams were still reasonably close. Too bad the producers decided to add another bunching point in Sicily. In any case, Misti & Jim and Kym & Alli remained in the front of the pack the entire leg, with Misti & Jim nosing it out for a win in the end.