You’ve forgotten that we have such short memories. Most of us don’t even know there was a War of 1812. I think you might have to ram this idea into our thick skulls again.
Oooo… fireworks! We love fireworks. That and donuts. I think America should adopt a policy a little more like the Vikings of old, raiding foreign nations for all their things that go ‘boom’ and pastries. Who’s with me? 
I don’t think judging people from battle.net really reflects their culture…com’n…everyone has a big ego on there(let’s not even talk about the koreans)
A person would not have to be very swift to pick up on a thread titled “A Practical Proposal.”
This was intended as a JOKE???
You mean I have spent the last twenty-four hours collecting incendiary material and roadmaps to Washington, D.C. for NOTHING…
Damn.
Shhh… Don’t go spilling the beans. We’re do close.
Heck, right now 49% of the American population is doing that.
Maybe I should have called it ‘A Humble Proposal’ (now nobody will see the reference). Maybe my next one will be ‘How to Make a Billion Dollars Without Really Trying: Get Your Startup Nation on America’s Foreign Aid Plan’ of course, the standard reference will be ‘The Lion that Roared’ (if you don’t get that one, look it up here).
Okay, the reference mentioned above is ‘The Mouse that Roared’.
Swift! Now that’s a good pun… and so modest of you to not draw too much attention to it, Muffin
I don’t want to be confused with those vulgar folks using Yahoo.
At last, we would have a source for strategicly vital whale blubber. And easy access to the most Godforsaken mosquito infested tundra this side of Siberia. And we get Quebec too? Oh, goody. Let France have Quebec! No, make France take Quebec. Hell, they owe us that much! Saved thier snotty asses twice in one century.
Long as they keep paying the rent, I say leave them alone.
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