I’ve seen the commercials for this psychic hotline service, and they tout that their psychics are all certified (and I think they actually say that they are certified by the government:eek:).
So, I guess that these psychics are supposed to be a lot better than Miss Cleo’s.
Any ideas on how you become a “certified” psychic?
I knew you were going to ask that.
If you were really psychic you’d already know.

[sub]Come on, somebody has to take the easy shots and it was my turn, it says so right here![/sub]
Considering the general silliness going on in Washington these last few years, that wouldn’t surprise me. 
You wanna be a certified psychic?? I got me a neato-keeno certificate maker right here!! I’ll certify ya! No, it’s no bother at all… colorful certificate… gold seal in the corner… fancy lettering… What more could you possibly want??
I knew you were gonna say that!
I couldn’t find a website, but how about an address and phone number?
American Association of Professional Psychics 10085 Old Frederick Rd, Ellicott City, MD 21042-1646 Phone: (410) 750-0077 (800) 815-8110
I wonder what they have for standards.
The standard is no doubt that you must be an employee of the Pyschic Friends Network.