THE ANNUNAKI, ANCIENT GODS, NIBIRU and Humans

It was Noah’s Flood; they shrunk in the wash.

Just for giggles, I opened up the link in the OP. The author could not even get through an entire paragraph without writing something that totally destroyed his invention:

Not really much to discuss. Just a poorly-thought-out source which is… highly questionable at best.

Maybe the Annunaki are realtors.

The Michigan cherry and apple crops were devestated by an early bloom and subsequent frost. It’s going to be a sad and lonley year for fresh local fruit :frowning:

No, that was the Fukawi.

Sadly :dubious: Zecharia Sitchin died recently, Von Daniken is still not [del]abducted[/del] dead and designing dead zones of intelligence like Jungfrau Park.

“Cultural Chernobyl”? I will have to steal that, it is a perfect description of the work of ancient astronaut believers.

Same here. I think they were secretly developed by the Annunaki just for me.

You’re welcome.

Wow. That’s like the weirdest offshoot of 4chan ever.

But they’re so expensive! They’re like 8 bucks a pound, which I could eat in one sitting.

The Knights Templar ARE real. They just aren’t as scary anymore.

Jacques de Molay, thou shalt be avenged right after next Saturday’s spaghetti dinner!

We all need a few indulgences. What is the point of working so hard if you can’t treat yourself every once in a while?

I think that title should be in color. Full color. Each letter, a color.

With sparkles… and sprinkles… and MnMs… and a couple of rainbows and a pink unicorn with overlarge blue eyes…

And it should blink.

Yep, it totally sounds like the sort of stuff that comes in ppts made by someone who just discovered the animation functions. Needs more color. And sparkles.

No, she doesn’t.

…walk into a bar. Said Nibiru, ‘Ouch.’

I’m not saying it was aliens, but the OP sure lacks a lot of substance.

Well, not hominids, but definitely great apes were around bigger than that and during a time period overlapping with all sorts of hominids and humans. And as also mentioned, of all the organisms this planet has ever seen, we will only ever know of a tiny percentage.

That’s just what they want you to think.

Unless you’re talking about the Mexican Knights Templar or the ones Anders Breivik claimed to work with.

I saw Bing cherries for $1.99 a pound today - I think this is going to be the weekend to make cherry jam! Or maybe triple berry jam, with cherries subbing for the raspberries.