The Apprentice -- 12/1 and 12/2

Strippers with chocolate bars!

She dropped the fuckin’ skirt!

She really did…

West Coast – if you haven’t gathered – we’re well into spoilerville here!

I saw the preview and I still couldn’t believe when she did that.

Yikes.

The choco-strippers won! Choco-flasher lost! Ivana inks Playboy pictorial deal!

They haven’t been doing a good job of not telegraphing the loser lately. Buh bye, Ivana. That was embarrassing.

And didn’t she call Sandy and Jenn “strippers?” Pot kettle black.

Ooooh, I think Ivana’s done herself in this time!

Well, in her defense, at least she wasn’t wearing a thong?

Any guesses as to whether Trump will fire her immediately or let her dangle for a while?

And will we hear some kind of rationalization for this?

Nice cliche-flinging, btw, Billy-Boy.

Well, even better, actually; flannel boy-shorts as far as I could see.

Not that this would pad her from being spied upon as she was, in the midst of this act.

Is Kevin going out? They’re really beating up on him. And Kelly got a little slap from George.

And nobody has touched Ivana.

Um, forget what I said about not beating on Ivana.

“Let’s not blow this out of proportion.” !?!?!?!?!!?

LOOK! They were bikini bottoms.

If he doesn’t fire Ivana, I think he’ll have to fire Carolyn

Well, she could have dropped those “bikini bottoms” too.

Don’t you undress her in those terms!

Large firms are private practice, as opposed to working in-house at a company or in a government position. And if you think the managing partner’s the only one acting as a businessperson, you’re sadly mistaken. Where do you think clients come from? Magic client trees?

And to return on-topic: wow, Carolyn is so not amused right now.

Carolyn was right, George was wrong.

Glug glug glug – down she goes.

My god, this is the most pathetic board room defense I’ve ever seen- even more cringe-inducing than Omarosa. “Fire Jen.” WTF?