We have two who did it in Walmarts and one from a Karns grocery store. All arrested.
Hey, could a mod fix the obvious typo in the thread title?
This particular moron discovered that even implying one has it while doing sometihng stupid is not a good idea:
More at the link.
He’s facing a possible four years in prison.
Yes, those guys sound like some real asshills.
Another from New Jersey:
A Twitter discussion of the Missouri man licking deodorant in Walmart (it’s long):
https://twitter.com/BasedPoland/status/1241899126406643713
These fuckheads are realizing that they are a microscopically small set of people who are not taking this seriously.
I was reviewing two of the cases present in the OP and came here to start a themed thread. I delightfully saw that someone had already done it.
Yeah, you forgot to capitalize the “C” in “Corona.” 
This happened in early February.
I hope he gets the book thrown at him.
I hope they all get the book thrown at them, ESPECIALLY the one who deliberately coughed on an elderly man wearing a mask and gloves. Holy moly.
They should be punished by making them hand-dig graves for those that died of the disease.
There was one case (probably one of the links in the above posts, but I don’t have them in front of me right now) of a guy who deliberately coughed all over the produce section. The store had to discard over $100 of coughed-on produce.
The guy was arrested, but the article didn’t mention if he will have to pay for all that produce.
Why do people make videos of themselves committing crimes then post them on YouTube?
This was going on before covid-19 and makes absolutely zero sense from the viewpoint of the lawbreakers. I suppose we should be grateful that they’re willing to publicly post proof of their misdeeds but why?
And yes, they need to throw the book at these idiots who are licking produce etc. Examples need to be made. We cannot tolerate this kind of behavior right now.
A large number of people are incredibly stupid.
- Make video
- ???
- Profit!
This woman ruined $35,000 worth of groceries at a small chain grocery store
This idiot licked an airplane toilet seat in her attempt to become famous
Sorry for the multiple posts, had weird technical difficulties
A local company had to shut one of their buildings down for several days this week after an employee falsely claimed to have tested positive.
#1, coronavirus is NOT the reason you shouldn’t lick toilet seats, and #2, #2 IS the reason you shouldn’t lick toilet seats.
These people should be publicly executed. Or sterilized, at the very least.
The story implied that it’s not the first time she’s pulled stunts like this.
Some folks have strange tastes and I don’t mean flavors. Still, lips and/or tongues that taste (or taste of) toilet seats shall never touch mine. If I want shit, I’ll smoke it.
Back in the day, they’d be found hanging from lampposts and convenient trees. America has gone soft. Best we can do now is float them in cages a safe distance from shore.
Keep in mind that coughing on someone can be considered a terrorist act. Be selective.
Once sterilized, she’s can lick toilet seats to her heart’s content. (May need to be re-sterilized after each.)
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