I had never seen an episode of The Bachelor until last night…now, I just want to take a shower.
Apparently last night was A Big Night: our hero went on overnight dates (separate rooms) with each of the 3 remaining contestants. The ewww part: during the date, he pulls out a secret envelope given to him by the producer, which invites them to “if you wish, instead of using your individual rooms, take these keys and share a room as a couple” (wink wink nudge nudge).
One of the 3 took ABC and the bachelor up on their offer.
So ABC is now in the pimp business. We’re going to hell in a handbasket.