The Barbara Streisand Lyrics Game.

[Ilsa_Lund]

Inspired by this thread, I decided to start this little game.
Rework Barbara Streisand lyrics! For instance, here is Dawn Of The Dead Streisand:

@Barbara Streisand-George Romero

Zombies are very special people
They’re the luckiest people in the world
With one person, one very special person
A feeling deep in your undead soul
Says you WERE half now you’re whole
No more hunger and thirst for brains
But first be a person who eats people

People, people who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world.

Big Gay Streisand:

@The Super Barbara Streisand

So long sad times
Go along bad times
We are rid of you at last, silly!
Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray, with some puce; very slimming colors times
You are now a thing of the past
Super days are here again
The skies above are queer again
So let’s sing a song of cheer again
Super days are here again

Michael Jackson Streisand:

Some way, Somewhere
We’ll find a new way of lying
We’ll find a way of “forgetting”
Somewhere…
There’s a place for us to touch
Somewhere a place for us to sleep
Peace and quiet and dark bedrooms
Wait for us
Somewhere
There’s a little boy for us too
Someday there’ll be time for us to snuggle
Time together and time to spare
Time to learn, time to care

Please contribute! (Remember to keep the lyric segments short of copyright restrictions.)

[lissener]

What, is MPSIMS closed or something?

[Walloon]

My Name Is Barbra (not Barbara).

[jayjay]

Hmmm…I would think a musical style called “Big Gay Barbra” would be redundant…

[Ilsa_Lund]

@lissener

What, is MPSIMS closed or something?

Hmm… Lyrics… Singing… Arts&Entertainment… You gonna start a Pit thread about keeping Cafe Society restricted to certain topics now?

[plnnr]

The Breast Augmentation Barbra Streisand

Mammaries
Like big jugs of finest wine.
Heaving, jiggling, mammoth mammaries,
Made of silicone.