The basic logistics of a banana pudding whip orgy

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Here we are, a Friday in Doper land, and I’m just trying to pull everyone together for a simple, old fashioned, SAFE, CONSENSUAL… banana pudding whip orgy, and I’m here to tell you, the logistics are murder.

First there’s the space. Will it be in MY apartment? Yikes. I’ve got really nice hardwood floors, not to mention some WHITE carpeting in the bedroom and all I need is to have my dog licking at leftover banana pudding from the BPWO for weeks to come.

So now I have to rent a space. A warehouse? A private room in a bar? A bus station? What is the cost? Do I need insurance?

But beyond that, what about the guest list? Do we do this via phone tree? “there’s a banana pudding whip orgy tonight, pass it on?”, or do you go with the modern, new fangled email? Couples? Singles?

Do the guests BRING THEIR OWN BANANA PUDDING AND WHIPS? Or am I required to supply that? If I have to supply it, then everyone’s going to have to chip in at least five dollars…AT LEAST.

And I’m sure we’ll need water, mattresses, beer, condoms, ointments, salves, ‘appliances’, some issues of Bon Appetit, a stereo, three small…SMALL monkeys, and extra pillows. I have five pillows, but someone else is going to have to chip in.

Cripes. Maybe I should have put aside a few more days to plan this.

Anyone want to help?

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Banana pudding??? Blech :stuck_out_tongue: I 'd rather lick cod liver oil off some guy’s balls. Sadly, I must decline.

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Well then. I see that flavor is a big issue. I figured banana pudding would be universally accepted.

That’s what I get for trying to please all of the people all of the time.

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this Onion article

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Well, you’ll definitely need to do this on carpet, unless you’re getting enough mattresses to hold the whole group, in which case you’ll need to fasten them together somehow or they’ll slide apart at some critical moment, and then the next thing you know somebody’s knee is stuck down between the mattress getting hammered into the hardwood floor, and it’s all “Ow, my knee, stop, hey, I mean it.” Buncha whiners. Spoils the moment.

Plus, plastic. You gotta have plastic, just like for a Wesson Oil party.

Oh, and you forgot to mention several DIGITAL CAMERAE so you can post the pictures.

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Sorry, just the link came out, nothing else. I did something screwy. But, was that article the inspiration for this thread?

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It is a sad, sad commentary on my life that it was the “banana pudding” part of the title that caught my attention.

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NO! Stupid Onion. Damn. I can’t believe that was in there.

No, this is my very own idea, just this morning. I’m turning thirty next week and I just wanted to have one last banana pudding whip orgy, is that too much to ask?

I’m also going to need one or two shop vacs to clean up the pudding AFTER the party. Anyone want to donate?

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I got two-hundred and forty seven dollars worth of puddin’…
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww yyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!

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So you just do it however you did the previous BPWOs. Sheez. :wink:

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jar, if you change it to butterscotch pudding I will gladly bring some orange popsicles.
:wink:

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Well, we have to put it to a vote then.

Butterscotch or Banana?

And also, I hate popsicles, they make me cough. Could we do push-ups instead?

WHO IS BRINGING THE THREE SMALL MONKEYS?

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And here i was reading the title as meaning whipped banana pudding would be involved…

It sounds like fun, but banana pudding is kinda…gross. How’s about chocolate? Or cake frosting? Or lime Jell-O? (Hmmm…the Jell-O idea has promise…I wonder if it would be possible to make a room-sized Jell-O shot then roll around in it with some friends? Maybe you’d have to just make a whole lot of Jell-O shots and dump them out onto an appropriate surface…)

I have two words for floor protection…plastic sheeting. It’ll make things more slippery and fun (it’d be like a nekkid Slip’N Slide!), and clean up is a breeze - all you’ll have to deal with is a little spillage over the edges.

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BPWO’s never get old. Just make it a family thing. Invite the grandparents, etc.

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Butterscotch or banana - you doper wimmen have no class.
An orgy must be a feast for all of the senses.
I’d suggest starting out with a delicious lobster bisque lapped up from the curve in Fenris’ lower back.

[sub]Are those helper monkeys to be used in the butler sense?[/sub]

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I don’t eat seafood, and what about our vegetarian dopers. Don’t tell me we’re going to have to have a meat-free section of the warehouse.

J

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Oh my. Has he agreed to such treatment???

As to the butterscotch v. banana debate:

As much as I love butterscotch, I think it might be too overpowering in such mass quantities. If you’re going to have an orgy, there are so many sensations to enjoy - why drown them out with the harshness of butterscotch? Banana would possibly be a milder taste.
[and I’m with Kilt wearin’ man in not getting that it was pudding AND whips involved.]

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If this orgy is “meat-free”, I’m not coming.
:wink:

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Butterscotch is NOT overwhelming in vast quantities. Peanut Butter is overhwelming in vast quantities. :slight_smile:

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Well, I like Banana pudding.

Jar, the local Sally Ann has a bunch of used whips - I know, they’re USED, we’ll just clean em up and remind fokls to play safe. You never know where that whip has been.

As for the flavors, we might be able to mix and match, if you want Lime Jell-O, well then BRING IT! And I have to second the tarps suggestion - duct tape them down, though, so that enthused groups don’t slide it into the wall. Remove any furniture from the area.

As for insurance - folks get to sign a waiver on the way in the door. Can’t be drunk BEFORE they get there for that reason. But then again if you invite the right folks they’ll consider a bashed noggin all part of the fun n games :wink:

Nah, I’ve never done this before.