dragonlady: The pit has seen thine presence but twice, and never have thine words caused a flame. Ye are hereby granted virgin status. Your halo should be arriving via UPS soon.
Snark: You claim to have started a pit thread once, however the search engine gods do not reveal your grievous sins. Flaming thyself? For shame- check thy palms for hair, if none there be found, thine virgin status is assured.
TopazAntares: Grieve not for thy missing flames from the Beast Master, for it is surely a hollow tribute. Blessed be thy virgin heart!
Talkinsquirrel: Surely the temptation of the rotting abyss is strong upon thee, but thy heart remains pure. Let thee be our first virgin rodent!
Nacho4Sara: Mine eyes do reveal the demons doth spit fire at thee from the catacombs, but thy soul remains pure. I confirm upon thee the level of Sainted Pit Virgin, let all ye who have bathed in the filth that is the Pit make a pilgrimage to come before Sara and kiss her nachos.
Catrandom: The gods have revealed your heresy unto me! Confess to thine sinful ways and thou shall be restored thy virginity.
GaWd: Hear thee cry out for salvation I do, but alas I feel it is not truly thy heart that cries, for the search engine reveals the true nature of thine sinful ways. I believe it must be Satan himself crying out from within thee, mocking the purity of the true pit virgins.
Saint Zero: Thy moniker is a testament to thine virtues. There is no record of trespass into the nether regions according to scripture. Go now, and walk upon the waters of virtue! Can I get a hallelujah?
Kneeling worshipers:
HALLELUJAH!!
Satan: How dare the Beast Master soil these hallowed grounds! I cast thee OUT!! Children- look away!
DAYIUZ: Thou art truly clean; go unto the humbled masses show unto them thy virginity.
funneefarmer: A single transgression hast thou, but forgiven it will be. Rejoice in thy purity and sin no more.
ultress and Mullinator: Your sinful deeds are well known among the righteous. Flee from this hallowed place to conceive your demon spawn in the unholy caverns below!
It_is_to_laugh-Non: Virginity is hereby granted. Be advised that thy tenure on these grounds is short, and thy virginity may be revoked without notice.
SwimmingRiddles: Fully five times thy presence has been recorded in the pit! Swear to me that ye shall never spit fire, nor rise up against thy brothers and sisters with angry flames, and upon thee I shall bestow virginity.
Shirley Ujest: Surely, you jest. Your brief hiatus from the den of foulspeak fools me not! NO soup for you!
WIGGUM: I accuse thee of being Chief Wiggum incarnate! Leave this place, vile minion of the pit!
aha: By thine own hand- EIGHTEEN transgressions?? And fully seventy-five times has thy presense been recorded! Not only is thy virginity gone forever, surprised I am if thee are still able to feel it any more. Thine Ed Zotti
thread shall live in infamy, no matter that it was not born unto the pit, for that was its destiny. Teach thy children the errors of thy ways.
Rachelle: Walk carefully my child, for scripture has recorded three times your presence in pit threads. Forgiven you are, on condition of total abstinence.
Biggirl: It is with a heavy heart that I must deny thee virginity. True it is that thee has never begun a pit thread, but fully eighteen times thy presence in the dungeons has been recorded.
peaches8: Alas my child, thy presence in the pit has been noticed on many occasions. More, it is apparent that ye are not penitent for thy sins. I fear thy virginity has been lost to the Beast Master forever!
cmkeller: But a single moment of weakness have thee experienced. Thee are truly a pit virgin!
Sunshine: Let the congregation rejoice! For never has thine foot stepped into the vile wasteland that is the pit. Thine virginity is supreme, there are many who must bow before thee in praise!
vandal: It is thine unpardonable sin, for thee hath spawned a thread for the Beast Master. Worse, fully nineteen times has thy darkness been felt in his land.
cygnus: Thy virgin skin has not been touched by darkness, neither has thy spirit been broken by the temptation. Blessed be thy black hole!
lucyfur: Hold on to thine cherry, and resist the lures of the brimstone caverns! Cherish thy virginity, and beware the seductions of the Beast Master and his Queen of the Pit!
Arnold Winkelried: Ask thine own parent if thy sister or thy wife is a virgin because she hath
known deeply only ten out of ten thousand men. The truth is not easy to hear, as thine half score of posts have soiled thee terribly.
Chronos: Thy virginity is supreme, indeed. Surely must the Beast Master be burning in evny at thy purity.
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Comptroller of the BBQ Pit Virgin Registry