The best advice from a cannibal .......... ever

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

This just in from the BBC:

Armin Meiwes, the German who will this week stand trial for eating an acquaintance, has advised others not to follow his example.

Does anyone else have better advice?

[Munch]

Don’t eat strangers either?

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

Thread title: “The best advice from a cannibal…ever.”

Last poster: Munch.

Daniel

[jjimm]

“Next time, fry with garlic, and deglaze with white wine.”

[Agrippina]

If you’re going to eat someone’s liver, top it off with some fava beans and some Chianti.

[lieu]

Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambeed and served up to eat together.

The lyrics to Oh I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Wiener should be assumed to have been crafted in a figurative and not a literal sense.

[Horseflesh]

Wonder if he ate his bratwurst?

[lieu]

Worst.
Beanie Weenies.
Ever.

[Revtim]

I worked with the guy the cannibal in the OP ate (Bernd Brandeis). Here’s the thread about it.

[devilsknew]

German cannibal to write memoirs
From correspondents in Berlin
November 24, 2003

A GERMAN self-declared cannibal who says his victim volunteered to be eaten has told a Sunday newspaper that he wants to write his memoirs to deter other people from following his example.

Arnim Meiwes, who is currently in custody pending a trial for murder, said he regretted what he had done.

He told the Welt am Sonntag newspaper that his aim was to deter people “who have similar instincts.”

“They should check in for appropriate treatment and talk about it, so that it doesn’t escalate like it did with me,” he added.

Meiwes, 41, has told investigators that he thinks that the German cannibal scene numbers some 800 people.

This last paragraph is what worries me.

[devilsknew]

Hmm…I thought my new signature was kinda funny…heard it last night from an Iban on National Geographic. We are just big monkies after all…

[lieu]

Be careful Dear, you may find a bone.

[plnnr]

The text of his business card:

Arnim Meiwes

Soylent Green Producer

[World_Eater]

Wow, talk about freaky.

[lieu]

Bwhaa!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

“Always be as tender-hearted as possible. It’s just consideration for the next fellow.”

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week…

[Rue_DeDay]

*Originally posted by devilsknew *
**This last paragraph (“Meiwes, 41, has told investigators that he thinks that the German cannibal scene numbers some 800 people.” in case you forgot) is what worries me. **

Don’t worry. There are fewer of them all the time.

[carrot]

*Originally posted by Rue DeDay *
**Don’t worry. There are fewer of them all the time. **

I would say there is less of them.

(“A cannibal like that you don’t eat all at once…”)

[BlackKnight]

Southpark said it best: “Dude, German people are f—ed up!”

[Revtim]

Actually, I think the quote is “What the fuck is wrong with German people!”