I must disagree the best advice you’ll ever get from a cannibal (though he prefers the term incorporator) is contained in To Serve Man- A Cookbook For People by Karl Wurf.
We humans existed for quite a while. We are overpopulating comparing to other species.
It’s about time the hunter became the hunted!
Euh…i was just kidding guys…put down the silverweare!
“I can’t be trusted.”
-Colquhon, from the movie Ravenous.
Betcha can’t eat just Juan.
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This is the part that worried me.
Why couldn’t it have been say, Jesse Jackson, Any Politican running for office here and Celine Dion.
I would have spotted the guy Carrot top and some veggies…
“Don’t go swimming for 10 minuites after you’ve eaten.”
I wonder how he really knows about the German cannibal scene. One would assume that they don’t have get-togethers; otherwise they’d just eat themselves out of existence.
The other white, black, yellow and red meat.
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man …”
Probably an internet message board.
Sticky-Disclaimer, we are not responsible for real life meeting of members. When you folks meet, one of you usually ends up meat.
Sticky-One username per person. I don’t care if you’re wearing somebody else’s skin. You still have to post under your own name.
Sticky- No Leet! Because is that the kind of image we want people to have of us?
**Cannibalism: Good to the last Juan. **
I once found myself wondering if humans actually do taste like chicken, and thought “I need to find a cannibal.”
Then it occurred to me that I am plump and juicy, and would probably taste good with butter and chives.
I no longer wonder.
Pork. It’s pork that people taste like, not chicken. FWIW, when faced with something exotic that the waiter claims tastes like chicken my response is invariably to ask “how much is the chicken”.
The relevant item on the news just now claimed that there were plenty of German websites on the subject and that they’d calculated upwards of 600 people from the sites they’d viewed. They didn’t go into any details about what the calculation involved.
Humans taste like pork; in fact, I can barely tell the difference between SPAM and human flesh.
What are you implying DreadCthulhu???
“Don’t put that in your mouth…you don’t know where it’s been!”
Better advice, Tapioca Dextrin? How about these words of wisdom “Non urum ad ventum”…
I would love to know how they calculated that. I mean, sure, they could have done something logical like get everyone’s IP address- inasmuch as that’s effective- but I would find it more hilarious if they just added up the totals on every board.
Well I’d bet the second method is closer to the mark. 600-800 seems very high to me, and it doesn’t take account of how many people are interested enough to contribute to a message board compared to those who really would kill and eat another human being.
Here’s Stern magazine’s take on the story, btw, which you might be able to read better than some of us.
Hmmm…which of your mouths are you using?