The best advice from a cannibal .......... ever

Hmm, gives new meaning to eating Chinese for dinner…

Maybe I could have some French Fried, instead of fries.

“Don’t eat clowns! They taste funny!”

I’m wondering if some of the people on those boards are just trolling…for new meat!

This is why I haven’t been swayed by the new X-box advertisements.

How come stuff like this never happens in, say, Lapland?

:smiley: EAT ME :smiley:

Did you hear about the two cannibals who had dinner at a comedy club?

They split a gut!
:smiley:

Smithers: Shall I send out for some Chinese?

Burns: No, those people are all gristle.

Wait… there’s still more space dust on this cookbook!

"But, Your Honor, he said, ‘Bite me!’ "

Good cannibal movie: Soylent Green

Bad cannibal movie: Soylent but Deadly.

I read the above username as “Caesar Digestus” and was very amused for a minute there.

I think I’ll continue to suffer my illusion for comedic purposes.