The best or most memorable one-line movie characters

I’m looking for your favorite one-word or one-line characters from a movie that spoke one line (one word is preferred, but one line is sufficient). The character has to exist throughout the movie, not someone you see in only one scene. The character doesn’t have to be the main character, or a strong supporting actor… just someone who is in the background enough that you notice him/her and the one word/line spoken is meaningful and isn’t out of place. Also, I’m not looking for movies about people with physical speech problems (can’t think of an example off-hand). My two examples:

Dogma - Silent Bob after tossing Loki from the train, to stunned passenger - “No ticket.”
The Longest Yard - The warden’s assistant, when Eddie Albert is stunned that his power theory didn’t work, looks at Albert at the end of the game and says “his-to-ry”. A perfect one word, one liner.

Any others come to mind?

“Getinthebackofthevan!” - policeman in Withnail and I. :slight_smile:

“I’ll have what she’s having.”
From When Harry Met Sally

Oops! My entry does not meet the criteria of the OP

“Well, what the hell we s’posed to do, you moron?”-- Stork, Animal House

Played by Douglas Kenney, one of the movies writers.

“Non!”

Famous French mime Marcel Marceau in Mel Brooks’ “Silent Movie”. (It was the only line).

Ah, but you overlooked the same rule in the OP that I overlooked.

I think SB speaks more than one line in this movie,doesn’t he say “thanks” also?
Been so long since I seen it,I’m not sure.

It’s a nice line, but IMO it’s only notable because it’s an Indiana Jones reference. The kids these days may correct me, though.

In a perfect world, Jar Jar Binks would qualify for this poll.

Teller: “Penn?” – Penn & Teller Get Killed

In My Favorite Year, there’s a character (one of the writers on the King Kaiser Show) who only speaks by whispering in another character’s ear. Toward the end, though, in the big climactic scene, he suddenly says, “Oh, God, this makes me happy!”

Maybe this should be an exception. I think this line still comes immediately to mind when that movie pops up. Although that was the lady’s only appearance in the movie, it’s a great line!

I know this is outside the scope of the OP, but I thought the trivia value might make it worth the post.

Best “No Dialogue” Titles has 112 titles where the movie has no dialogue. I clicked on that tab in the listing for the old Ray Milland movie The Thief (1952) which I saw on TV and was blown away with. Plenty of sound but no spoken lines.

In the movie The Ritz, there is a single line spoken by a character who, while shown throughout the film, says absolutely nothing until the next to the last scene, then speaks one (longish) line that it not only hilarious, but also casts the entire film in a different light.

“Bagdad Cafe” - the tattoo artist says only one line in the whole movie: “Too much harmony.”

If you see the movie, you’ll understand why this line kills.

I don’t have a script of the movie handy, but I believe these are Pete the elevator guy’s only lines in Barton Fink:

A TV show, not a movie, but…

My brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl - “QUIET!!”

From the last episode of Newhart.

Not exactly what the OP wanted, but this scene

at the :33 second mark

Boo Radley: Will you take me home?

Man in Stadium Crowd: Hey Look! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!