Kenyans can finally be proud of their country.
(I kid, I kid!)
And something for the conservatives out there: Say what you will about Barack Obama but he kept Hillary Clinton out of the Oval Office.
No matter what else happens during his presidency, he can always claim this as an accomplishment unmatched by any other administration.
After so many years of having Christians in office, it’s only fair to give the Antichrist a turn.
Well let’s see he played basketball, had a couple beers, gave a few speeches…
The best thing might be the jokes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.
Q. Why did Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.
Q. How did Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn’t want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.
Why did Rush Limbaugh vote for Barack Obama?
He needed fresh material
