My mom has finally learned to use Snopes.
Easy, topical rhyme for hip-hop writers. “Bush” had only “push”, “cush”, and “tush” while the rhyming dictionary gives Obama 69 rhymes, from “llama” to “Valderrama.”
Two words: Beer Summit.
I host one several times a week, whether anybody shows up or not.
The election of a foreign-born Muslim who hates America has finally awoken the silent conservative majority of Real Americans to rise up and save our country from the Liberal Marxist Islamofascists.
Well, he’s the only president who had a grandparent voting for him, even though (in true Chicago tradition) she was dead by election day.
Obama Derangement Syndrome!
Orly Taitz, for the point-and-laugh factor.
Teabagger signs. A laugh a minute, they are.
Rush Limbaugh’s elevated blood pressure.
The end of racism.
That guy from the UPS commercials is finally getting different roles.
Basketball court in the White House!
The leader of the free world playing with a plastic lightsaber.
We finally have a first lady who wears clothes interesting enough to talk about.
Filled the “O” slot in the eventual Presidential Surname ABC. We now need only D, I, Q, S, U, X, Y, and Z.
Nerds finally have a president to represent them.
Let me feenush! Let me feenush! You usurper-loving brownshirt! Orly-Toons
First president in sixteen years who probably isn’t snacking on pork rinds.
Well, duh. He’s a secret Muslim, remember? It was mentioned upthread as well as on signs carried by insane senior citizens all over America.
Hawaiians can finally be proud of their country.