The test was negative, you’re not pregnant
Let me take you away from all of this
Apparently adrenaline works a bit differently for you then it does for me.
In my case, if you stuck a lump of coal up my ass and then told me we were going shopping for women’s shoes, that rush of adrenaline would be so strong that I’d be able to bend over and shoot you a diamond out my ass from clear across the room.
Hmmm… “Shoot a diamond out my ass…” Maybe that’s what a women wants to hear.
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"In my case, if you stuck a lump of coal up my ass and then told me we were going shopping for women’s shoes, that rush of adrenaline would be so strong that I’d be able to bend over and shoot you a diamond out my ass from clear across the room… Hmmm… “Shoot a diamond out my ass…”* Maybe that’s what a women wants to hear. **
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I wouldn’t want anything out of someone’s ass, even if it were a dimond…
I guess can be sweet when someone finds your phone, I guess… I dunno I always find his phone, by calling it… which results in the frantic search for the ringing, because he hasn’t turned it up loud enough… But I feel left out because alot of people get the phone reference and I don’t <shrug>
There’s another nomination too “Everytime I see you, I remember why I want you, ever time I hear you I remember why i need you and every time I look in your eyes I remember why I love you.” I’m an “I love you” fan, it gives people a little ball of happiness in their tummys 
Amen to that one. Or “You are nothing like my flower…”
“Aw, honey… you were right. I was wrong. You’re sooooo smart!! All honor and praise to you!!”
(Hee!)
How important do you think the actual words “I love you” are ?
I see them as important… but I don’t know if anyone else sees it that way.
“I love you because…” I don’t care whether the reason is “…you’re perfect” or “…you gave me the remote”, it just seems more special to be given a reason at all than just to say the words.
Or “I have two tickets and pit passes to this weekend’s NASCAR race. Get in the car, we’re going road-tripping!”
is of course,
I love you, from the man you love.
[sub]And also, you’re so beautiful, from Montfort.[/sub]
Jester said the sweetest thing to me just the other night. This was literaly the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me. I told him that I thought he was good to me and he replied:
“Damn right. You deserve nothing but the best, and I get everything I give back ten-fold, just by being with you.”
How sweet is that?!
Another one-just talked to the guy who said it originally so I just remembered it…
We were curled up on the couch and I asked him what he thinking about-
His answer:
" Gypsy (his nickname for me) can it be like this forever? Can we just live like this forever?"
Nothing like that first true love::sigh::
Rasa, this amazingly incredible man of mine mailed me that book from Germany with the above quote inscribed to me on the title page. My heart melted on the spot. Sweeter words were never written (at least not to me). No wonder I love him so much, huh? <sigh>
I’m glad someone got the reference - and I like your quote, too. What a beautiful story.
P.S. - feel free to call me a wench now. 
Jeg elsker dig, Thomas
How about “she smells like my favorite ashtray”?
“I make enough money for all of us. Just quit your job tomorrow.”
OR
“You’re the most intelligent person I know.” Actually, my husband says this to me on a regular basis. Too bad he doesn’t know anyone else.
I’ve always loved this one (maybe since I made it up before I heard it elsewhere):
“A penny for your thoughts?”
“Oh, you’re worth a lot more than a penny”
Haha, tpcutter, you are baaaaad.
No offense to Francesca. Seriously. It’s just a little odd that one should pick a picture involving a cigarette.
How about “I’m so proud of you” from a girl’s Dad?
The photo was taken four years ago. I don’t smoke any more. It’s just the best photo he had of me when he made the page. He made it as a surprise so he couldn’t just go asking me for a nice photo for no reason.
That kind of upset me tpcutter. I’m trying not to be oversensitive, but that page is my favourite thing in the world and you picked out the worst thing you could find.
“Nope, you’re not pregnant.”
“It’s only a yeast infection.”
(got too lovey-dovey in here)
(and I second Francesca’s remark to tpcutter…but if I were her, I’d ignore it. He’s obviously just being a jerkoff.)
I agree; tpcutter ruined my wah with that viciousness. You give new posters a bad name, ya e-tard.
AND NO CUTTING MY TP!
Jeez. . . :rolleyes:
How about “As a matter of fact, your hips are NOT wrong; I think you are DIVINE.”
Ooh! Divine! Chills!