She meant nothing to me.
Dentist cleaning lady:
“You know you need to floss more, that is why there’s so much blood.”
Yeah, that wouldn’t have anything to do with the metal scraper your tearing under my gums with, now would it?
“That’s true” (to anyone tripping on their own opinion about something)
From Big Guy in Prision: “This’ll only hurt for a little while”
“We exhausted every diplomatic possibility before resorting to warfare.”
“This is just a courtesy call.”
I’ll get right back to you.
A kinder, gentler government ( George Sr.)
This will just take a minute.
Trust me.
(Poker player) I got nothin’.
Oops, I forgot my wallet.
This won’t hurt a bit!
From a teacher addressing their class: Now this new project will be fun!
From my brother: I won’t fart again. I swear.
We just need a moment of your time to (fill out this form, answer a few questions, etc.) Usually a telemarketer or someone in human resources.
<Tech guy> I just need to upgrade your system. You won’t notice a thing different. (Yeah, except you just wiped out three hours of work, trashed the font file, and corrupted my address book. Nope, no difference at all.)
We can still be friends.
We’lll keep in touch. Really, this isn’t goodbye.
Who? Me lie?
Along these lines: “This may sting” or “You may feel a slight pinch.”
The customer is always right.
Go ahead. I’ll back you up one hundred percent.
Looks aren’t important to me
“I Do”
You guys are being mean to me. I’m leaving this thread/forum/message board and not coming back! No more posts from me, yep.
No really, I’m never posting here again. And you guys are still mean.
Yes! I hate this one.
If my call were important to them, they’d hire enough operators to answer the damn phones.
My! What a beautiful baby!
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.