What's the "third big lie"?

  1. The check is in the mail
  2. I won’t come in your mouth
  3. ?

“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

“It was like that when I found it”

“Nothing to see here”

“Never saw her before.”

Our people are our most important asset.

I didn’t do it!

We are so sorry for your inconvenience. Your time is important to us.

Right as usual, boss.

I won this belt buckle myself.
I’m not getting a puppy/kitten, I’m only going to the pound to look
Those pants do not make you look fat
I love my job and my coworkers are the best

I thought it was either I won’t come in the mail or the check is in your mouth, but I might be wrong.

We have top men working on it right now.

Who?
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We’ll send someone to fix it tomorrow, between 8 and 10 am.

I’ll have those graded and returned tomorrow.

…and Mexico’s gonna pay for it!

Top. Czechs.

I have read the terms and conditions.

I love you.

For reading the Terms & Conditions of the SDMB?
I know you’re a Mod, but you should at least try to play hard to get.