Anything in the popular media that begins with “Economics 101” or something of that ilk, will usually be followed with DIY economics, or something equally bizarre.
I’d love to come but… ah, sorry, I just can’t make it. Some other time.
The Company realises you, our people, are our greatest asset, and we really care about all of you.
There are no hidden costs or extras.
This is a must-see… / must-have… / must-read…
…in a smart, pleasant hotel just a short walk from all the main attractions…
…bargain price on a spacious property in pleasant part of town…
I can’t do anything once I’ve started making out the ticket.
Sorry, I never got the message… must have been some glitch with my answering machine.
I’ve been working absolutely non-stop on this.
Stunning new single.
It’s a sign from god.
“You mean the girl with the perky breasts and the ass you could bounce a quarter off of? No, Dear. She didn’t appeal to me at all.”
ADD 6 INCHES TO YOUR MANHOOD!!! 
Any statement which begins with “Now, I’m not a racist…”
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I’ll try to work on that
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings
I’ll try to cut back
That sounds like fun
Don’t laugh. Have the people on this board are convinced that DIY Econ is the way to go.
Dear Penthouse Forum…
“This isn’t a get rich quick scheme, but I did!” :dubious:
Mechanic; “Your car will be ready tomorrow morning”
From a waitress; “I’ll be right back”
Home Depot; “Your carpeting will be in next week” (3 weeks ago) 
From a parent: “This is absolutely the last time I’m going to remind you about this.”
I left my ID in the car, I’ll go get it and be right back.
I’m on the pill.
“Although the past year was difficult and challenging for our corporation, we have every indication that the current year will be the most profitable one in our history.”
Nic2004, I can email the link to you, if you enable your address in your profile or list it here.
If you list it here, you should type it like Nic2004 at domain dot com, so address-harvesting bots don’t grab it and you get spammed back to the stone age.
I’m definitely not laughing.
We’re not laughing at you, we are laughing with you.
It’s just frustrating, is all.
No, I didn’t meet him on the internet. (really peeved that this should even enter into life)
Mission Accomplished
Honestly. I fell down the stairs.
You’re right, sweetheart.
It’s completely automatic, you don’t need to do a thing.
Tomorrow there will be clear skies…
I’m sorry.
Forward this to all your friends, and you will shortly <insert promise here>.
Of course your bum doesn’t look big.
I’ll call you.
That’s very insightful…I never thought of it that way.