And the clouds opened up, and a blue-suited tall fellow plummeted at terminal velocity, intending to bounce off the broad, flat surface below…
“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! Gravity is a harsh mistress…”
And the masses wept in sorrow and fear, for darian00 had come at last.
Hello everyone! Glad to be here, introduced to the Straight Dope community by my supervisor and co-worker, TKD2DAN (so blame him…tee-hee). Looking forward to a wonderful time. Ciao!
darian00
Welcome Aboard darian00. You sound like you may just fit right in here 
HEY! Look, I just told him about it and said what a cool place it was to gather new ideas about the very existance of mankind (he votes for devine intervention, I am more of an evolution kinda guy). I mean, yeah, he has a few radical ideas and is generally a up there on the intellectual scale,
but I will not be held to blame for any of the raving lunacy that spews forth as his mind overflows the limits of his head.
You have been warned.
Welcome aboard, darian00!