The Brick Testament - Lego Hermeneutics

The Brick Testament

Sure seems to be a lot of NSVC in them thar stories …

Lucy

Never thought I’d see Lego sex…

Then you must not have seen LEGO porn

It’s the violent scenes that get to me. The smiles on all their faces is just…wrong. Yay! I’ve been beheaded!
Gotta love the little blood tiles, though.

This has appeared in other threads before (including some of mine). I love it for its immortalization in plastic of Biblical events you probably won’t see a Precious Moments figurine for anytime soon.

Of course at the moment I love the fact that it’s Lego, a Danish corp, and it’s satirizing religion, and nobody’s getting killed for it. Of course, tomorrow is another day.

And my favorite moment is the Man on Bear action happening.

Damnit, Sampiro! I’m trying to get the baby to take a nap! Then you gotta go and link to a pic that makes me burst out in a loud laugh and wake the kid up…
And what the hell is up with the Trix Rabbit? Is he heading over there for next ups?

Best of all: check out Genesis 2:19–Jar-Jar’s in the Garden of Eden!

I never in my life imagined I’d ever see a bucket of Lego foreskins. Just goes to show, one should never say never.