OK fellow SDMBers, sorry, I was missing in action for a while, but here are my answers (many of them liberally stolen from other posts.)
1. What device mixes vaporized fuel and air for an engine?
In a gasoline-powered automobile engine, a carburetor mixes gas into air as the air flows into the engine.
2. The Masons are a secret society, but what Mason was reunited with his son by Bart and Lisa?
Jackie Mason (Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky)
3. What is tableaux vivant?
Tableaux vivants were a popular form of entertainment at the turn of the century and involved the creation of scenes presented on stage by costumed actors who remain silent and motionless in an attempt to recreate famous paintings.
4. What am I hooked on, if I can’t stop this feeling deep inside of me?
I’m hooked on a feeling I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me
Hopefully, you’re not hooked on that stupid dancing baby.
5. In Scrabble, A is worth 1 and B is worth 4. But Scrabble aside, during World War II, A was worth four and B was worth about eight, C was even better and X was unlimited. Explain.
Gasoline Rationing Coupons
All car owners received lettered windshield stickers and gas coupon booklets. The typical car owner would receive an “A” ration book, which allowed for approximately 150 miles of driving per month (OPA). However, if one’s job required him to drive further than the “A” ration allowed, he could be eligible for the “B” coupon (OPA). The “C” ration was given in accordance to “relation to the war effort or the public welfare.” (OPA) Most people with the “C” ration were doctors, ministers, or people working directly for the war effort (Sears 145). Below is a list of the different types of ration coupons, the people who commonly held them, and their value.
<font face=“Courier New”>Coupon Who Was Eligible Value
A General Population 4 gallons/week
B Those who drove Pertains to how much
long distances they needed
C Ministers, Doctors Pertains to how much
they needed
D Motercycles 2 gallons/week
E Non-highway vehicles 2 gallons/week
R Non-highway vehicles 5 gallons/week
TT Approved commercial 5 gallons/week
trucks
X Congressmen, Unlimited
Politicians</font>
6. The lion may be king of the jungle, but what children’s story series elephant is royal?
Babar
7. What is a one-eyed jack?
A jack seen in profile on a deck of cards (hearts and spades in a standard bridge deck.)
8. He loved Daisy so much he went away, got rich, came back, and built a mansion to impress her. Who was he?
Jay Gatsby, from F. Scott Fitzgerlad’s novel “The Great Gatsby”
9. Who killed Laura Palmer?
Her father, Leland Palmer, possessed by the evil spirit of Bob.
10. If you’re not a bartender, but you like ESPN, what’s a triple double?
A triple double is a basketball term where a player reaches double digits in three categories of statictics. Typically Points, Rebounds, and Assists, but it has been used to describe blocks, steals, as well as negative stats like turnovers.
11. Complete: jobs:gates:
?
microsoft
12. What sort of vehicle did Mathias Rust use?
In 1987, Mathias Rust, landed his Cessna aircraft in Red Square, Moscow, after flying undetected from Finland.
13. U2’s lead singer is Bono, but how does Gary Powers fit in?
In 1960, US pilot Francis Gary Powers was shot done while flying a U-2 plane over the Soviet Union.
14. In golf, what is a provisional ball?
a. Procedure
If a ball may be lost outside a water hazard or may be out of bounds, to save time the player may play another ball provisionally as nearly as possible at the spot from which the original ball was played (see Rule 20-5). The player shall inform his opponent in match play or his marker or a fellow-competitor in stroke play that he intends to play a provisional ball, and he shall play it before he or his partner goes forward to search for the original ball. If he fails to do so and plays another ball, such ball is not a provisional ball and becomes the ball in play under penalty of stroke and distance (Rule 27-1); the original ball is deemed to be lost.
15. Saddam Hussein has attacked the Kurds, but who’s actually fond of curds and whey?
Little Miss Muffet
16. Male bonding was important to the Greeks, but what can you say about Ionic bonding?
Ionic binding arises from electrostatic attraction between oppositely charged molecules.
17. At whose work are you looking, if you note that the citizens of Calais seem to be standing very still?
Auguste Rodin, the Burghers of Calais, bronze sculpture
18. A marshal removes a general, and a general removes a colonel, and a colonel removes a spy. But a spy can remove a marshal, right?
Correct, according to the rules of the game of stratego.
19. Marcel and Rodolpo must burn their work to stay warm, and Mimi dies of consumption. Where are we?
The Latin Quarter in Paris (scene of Puccini’s Opera “La Boheme”)
20. What word describes a substance moving through the semi-permeable membrane of a living cell?
osmosis
21. Stanford killed Harry over Evelyn, right?
Wrong. Stanford White was shot and killed by Harry Thaw, the jealous husband of former chorus girl Evelyn Nesbit.
22. What is Dr. Virginia Apgar known for?
For being on a USA 20-cent stamp. 
In delivery rooms around the world, doctors and nurses use a simple test to immediately assess a new baby’s reflexes and overall health. Named the Apgar score for Dr. Virginia Apgar, the 1933 graduate of the College of Physicians & Surgeons who devised it, the test helps identify newborns who may need early medical investigation.
23. Hey, Mabel!
“Hey, Mabel, Black Label”: commercials for Carling Black Label beer.
24. What game is Gary Gygax credited with inventing?
Dungeons and Dragons.
25. Alexander Hamilton and Ben Franklin are the only two now, but at one time Salmon P. Chase was also part of the group.
Non-presidents appearing on USA paper currency.
26. Who wrote a poem to a Greek pot?
Keats, Ode to a Grecian urn.
27. If you start in sixte, and use prime, octave, and carte, in what sport might you be engaging?
fencing. and it’s spelled “quarte”.
28. What are marshmallows made of?
corn syrup, sugar, dextrose, food starch-modified (corn), water, gelatin, artificial color, artificial and natural flavor, tetrasodium pyrophosphate & blue #1.
29. If the area bounded by y=3x^2, x=0, and x=2 is rotated about the x axis, what is the volume of the resulting solid?
x * pi, where x is left as an exercise to the alert reader. Next time, give us at least a half-sphere!
30. What climbs Jacob’s ladder?
your fingers (it’s a child’s game), or angels (Jacob’s dream in Genesis)
31. Maris was the never-seen ex-wife of Niles Crane on Frasier, but Maris’ 1961 achievement isn’t quite so important these days. Why?
McGwire hit 70 home runs, eclipsing Maris’s record.
32. Who thought Rush Limbaugh was a big fat idiot?
Al Franken
33. Beluga is the best. Best what?
caviar
34. Alonso Quijana’s delusions make up a large part of what story?
Don Quixote
35. What was unique about Patty and Cathy Lane?
identical cousins
36. This hero’s epic adventures include the death of Enkidu and the spurning of Ishtar.
The epic of Gilgamesh
37. Where was Dorothy Gale from?
Kansas (the Wizard of Oz)
38. He’s known for ballerinas and horses, mostly.
french painter Degas
39. What doctor speculated that men and women are from different planets?
John Gray
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