Here’s a link with all the pics, along with a few of her looking less plastic.
O.K. she does look more obviously pregnant in the pic where she’s wrapped up in the sheep pancake thing.
Bea Arthur?
This, sir, is a true gem of an insult. I salute you.
Kathy Kinney?
Even Bea. I’ll never forget the way she tastefully obscured both bush and nip from view with one raised knee…
Pencil me in for “when she’s pregnant with twins.”
That will be 2007.
Well, in the pics Spears looks like a healthy young pregnant woman. Good for her.
Um, “ma’am.” And thanks!
Meeeeoooowww!!!
(I love it)
[off-topic] I just realized how SHORT her legs are! Wow … she all of a sudden looks really out of proportion. [/off-topic]
carry on.
What Evil Captor said.
Nice! My officemates asked me what was so funny, and I couldn’t tell them . . .
After the pathetic interview with Matt Lauer, she had classier pictures taken that she planned to sell to the tabloids for $200K. {The same tabloids she was bashing in the interview.) This page recaps the Page Six article about OK! finally paying only $5K and shows the pix, which are a slight improvement.
Toxic was a huge hit in 2004. Granted, that was. . .technically . . . years ago, but it isn’t nearly as far back as you seem to be reaching. It seems like a lot longer than it has been. And her greatest hits album from 2004-- just a bunch of her old songs - - was on the Bilboard charts for 30 weeks, topping at #4.
You gotta cite for that, friend? No such pictures exist, that I know of. There are lots of rumors that she has had some drinks while going out. Every time, the report says they are big, blended drinks (you know, drinks that could very likely just be virgin). And I’ve never seen a picture of her smoking while pregnant.
I do love Britney, so I’m sure that invalidates my opinion in the eyes of many. Honestly, I think she looks gorgeous in this shoot- particularly in the picture where she is sitting up on her knees. Yes, she’s probably airbrushed to high hell. Yes, as a mother she walks down the street in sweats with no make up and fucked up hair- thus proving that she has to be airbrushed to look good. To me, this is endearing, as it proves that she’s human like the rest of us. I’ll take people like Britney- who can go to the store like a normal person- over someone like Mariah Carey or any number of lil’ actresses - who have to have a team of people get them ready to buy some tampons- any day.
And I really like the black hair. At first it was more of a blue black and looked awful, but it looks better here.
I have seen a Spears smoking while preggers picture. Thsi is the only I could find with GIS though.
http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1149144870_britney.jpg
Sorry, I don’t have any I can link to, because all the pictures I’ve seen have been in fluff magazines or scandal rags, or on those TV “entertainment news” programs – none of which, I am fully willing to admit, are the most reliable of sources anyway. So I will retract my criticism of her on those grounds. In fact, upon further reflection, I’m probably just as trashy as I accuse Ms. Spears of being, if not more so, because I even watch that junk in the first place. (It’s usually inadvertent, but I don’t always turn it off right away, either, so I will take some of the heat for it.) Like I said: I am working at being a better person. Obviously the deprogramming has not fully worked yet. :o
That’s a photoshop job, here’s the original image (not much of an improvement, I’ll admit).
oh gross… yeah… Now that I see the original… that was a bad photoshop job I put up. I apologize.