Sweet Jebus. I should almost do that, except it’d be total fraud.
Lessons 1-3 = the secret hand signals, sigils, words and materials.
Lesson 4: “Requires magical abilities not found in this version of reality”
Lesson 5: Figure out that you’re a dumbass who is out $79.96.
I know, right?
is it fair to complain about thread shitting in the pit?
now, that was interesting, thank you
thumbsup
(plus S&H)
Aye, but it ruined the feng shui of my post to include that, so I left it to the reader to ascribe incidental costs. 
The ACLU has released a statement supporting Pete Santilli’s right to free speech.
The Oregon State Sheriffs’ Association is investigating Grant County Sheriff Glenn Palmer following complaints about his support of the occupiers. This is not a criminal investigation, he could only get kicked out of the association, but it wouldn’t look good and his deputy is running against him in the next election.
The only known black person that had been seen at the Malheur refuge has been arrested on an unrelated stolen weapon charge in Kansas. He was last seen during the big Burns protest/counter-protest shouting about the evils of fluoride.
A maid in a Kenab Utah motel found a bullet hole in the wall of a room that militia members had stayed in during Finicum’s funeral. Probably an accidental discharge, too bad they can’t accidentally discharge their guns into each other.
This is probably the most informative and convincing video on the sovereign citizen theory by a very intelligent and articulate representative of the movement.
Dumbfucks. With guns. Too often, those guys who most want guns are the ones who ought not be having them.
Dude
Maybe if he loosened that hair a little, he’d get more blood to his brain and then he’d be even more articulate (if such a thing is possible).
Yeah, because Russia Today is such a reliable source.
Kinda like political power, eh?
Since it’s not 'mer’c’n, I suppose a landmark decision by the Associate Chief Justice of the Court of Queen’s Bench of Alberta wouldn’t be reliable either: Meads v. Meads.
Encyclopaedic, but not half as entertaining as Russia Today’s sovereign citizen guest.
You saw my post on that other site, then.
I thought that you didn’t get that level of understanding until you reached OT VIII.
Isn’t this an anti-marijuana PSA?
Her story doesn’t seem that sensational if you take account of all the adrenaline that would have been pumping through her body.
You can see where her explanations of the experiences don’t match what is likely to have happened.
It will be interesting to see the video when it’s released.
Now you’re just blatantly trolling.
I don’t see anything in her story that contradicts the FBI’s version of events. In her panicked state she would not know the difference between a flashbang, pepper spray or sponge round hitting the truck vs an actual bullet. I’m sure she has zero experience in what non lethal rounds hitting a truck sound look.
She can’t clearly see the killing of Finicum so that doesn’t help us one way or another.
The police / FBI released the aerial video unedited. Unless you are claiming they used 3D / Visual effects to create it then it seems pretty straight forward that Finicum was not cooperating and did reach for his belt.
Their theory is almost like a paper version of The Matrix.
Hah, I can understand where they go that idea. If you’ve ever applied for certain government benefits, you know that sometimes there are “magic words” you need to say or write to satisfy the technical requirements, and they won’t tell you what they are.
At first, I was giving you too much credit assuming that you were white washing Mormon history to make it seems less cultish and kooky, but it’s obvious that you are simply willfully ignorant of the particulars of your religion.
You’re an adult convert, right? All you’ve heard about it the sanitized version of the history, which doesn’t make sense to anyone who is actually capable of thinking.
It’s like what you said about food storage. Let’s look at that again since it’s so entertaining.
How on God’s green Earth, can you possibly think that you need a one-year’s supply of food for an earthquake? What kind of a flood is going to destroy the modern world’s infrastructure for 365 days? Did that never cross your mind in all of your High Priests’ Quorum lessons? Didn’t you ever once wondered why the fuck they were recommending you have bags of wheat up to the ceiling in your back bedroom? Why would it make sense to be taking hints from Preppers for emergencies which are going to be over in two weeks?
And speaking of hints, I’ll give you one. If there is a single natural disaster which requires that much wheat and canned beans, having a year’s supply of food ain’t going to help.
No, like everyone else, you mindlessly nod yes because “The Brethren” have spoken so it must be right, even if it makes absolutely no fucking sense.
Nor do you ever bother to use google to find out for yourself why it is that they would make such a stupid requirement. Now of course, we all know that Mormons should never, ever refer to outside sources for information because it’s all from the devil. But this is why we ex-Mormons simply use Mormon sources. Like President Benson and his talk of God punishing you Mormons with a famine.
Which makes more sense? That the reason your church tells you to store whole grains of raw wheat for an earthquake or that the original purpose was to prepare for Armageddon? The modern church uses quaint little phrases such as “We encourage members worldwide to prepare for adversity in life by having a basic supply of food and water. . .”
Yes, adversity in life is what your prophet was shown in a revelation, if you consider mothers ripping of the heads of their babies to drink their blood an adversity in life.
You’re a member of an apocalyptic cult which masquerades as another boring church. It doesn’t have to be. “The brethren” could disown and avow all that old shit.
Ever read the Journal of Discourses?
This is your religion. This is the religion which the Bradys know and are actively preparing for. The Mormon prophetess. The LDS Preppers.
It doesn’t sound like that watered down gruel which you get every Sunday for three hours and that’s because the Brethren want to seem like every other mainstream church, but without the inconvenience of asking the hard questions of why the completely fucked up past. The leaders can’t disavow Orson Pratt without bringing into question their authority, so they want to pretend it didn’t happen.
But you get people who put out pdf guides like this. With dozens of quotes from all of your favorite prophets telling about the End of the World.
The Bradys have google and find this weird shit out. And they read it and they go either of two ways. They decide that when the Lord tells the current apostles and prophets to host the Title of Liberty and run it it, that they must do so, and take over bird sanctuaries.
Or, they decide that the modern church has lost its way and follow Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the Pratts and prepare for Armageddon.
The other problem you have is that your church tells people to rely on feelings as conduits for messages from God. That works really well when you feel good about paying 10% of your income to the church, but not so well when you think God is telling you to get a bunch of your friends with guns and point them at the FBI.
But when your prophets are using gory examples of God commanding men to kill helpless people and that you should be prepared to follow God, no matter the consequence, then that small percentage of absolutely fucked up crazies in your church are going to follow their leaders.
Really, it’s not difficult to figure that out. Just tell people that the time of God commanding people to kill is over. Would it really be that hard to do?
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