I’ll find the cite tomorrow. I’m sleepy. But I heard some talk that nobody knew the guy who was released and he was extra loud and inflammatory, so the rumor grew that he was a Fed.
The FBI mole was in fact Bob Finicum. I thought you guys would have cottoned on to that. They had to “kill” him. (The body in his coffin was a really good fake; he is hiding out in Murfreesboro Arkansas, spending his free time looking for diamonds on rainy days.)
Some pretty funny Amazon Lube reviews…seems like the Bundys are really making a name for themselves.
"We received this as a surprise gift!! Imagine our excitement when the truck showed up. We all dropped our guns and came a runnin’.
Throughout history, militias have had to do with out lubricant. Those days are over
This is the number one lubricant choice of our militia. If your militia needs lubricant, this is the best. And 55 gallons of it should last us at least until spring.
Thanks, Max, for the wonderful, thoughtful gift.
Ammon"
Mark McConnell
You thing fart barf and itch doesn’t have moles? These yeehawdists were not the sharpest knives in the drawer. You don’t think they could have sent someone in for at least part of the occupation? Frankly, I’d be gobsmacked if the feebs didn’t have at least a mole in the occupation for at least few days during the goat rodeo.
Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!
This has to be one of the greatest things ever posted on the Straight Dope Message Board!
Coupled with the usage of yeehawdists, gobsmacked, feebs & goat rodeo, that was truly an epic post in just 4 sentences, China Guy!
Small rodents (like moles), far too much lube, and way too many assholes, are what will someday make this country great.
AIUI, they need paper towel tubes as well.
Awwwwhhhh, shucks. My finest hour on the SDMB is page 52 of a pit thread on a buncha lunatics, go figure. :smack:
IIRC, only he and the girl were the only ones not charged and released that day. Rumors arose that he was a mole, he denied it, Shawna Cox said it was Mark who insisted that the two groups travel together and Mark keeps insisting he did nothing wrong.
Not having seen any of these people I assumed it was because she’s hot. Um, no. Must be some other reason. Maybe she’s a naked mole rat in clothes (thank God!) and a blonde wig and the Feds payed her bail to divert suspicion.
I doubt that McConnell is an actual FBI agent. If he was it would be extremely unwise for him to show his face as publicly as he has in videos.
Maybe he’s some kind of paid informant, but if Mark McConnell isn’t his real name he’d be exposed pretty quickly.
Ahhhhhh! It’s good to know that [Michele Fiore is back to being completely batshit crazy:
](Final four holdouts in refuge takeover make first federal court appearance - oregonlive.com)…and threatening to kill people and suggesting that people need to be killed and not allowing people to do their jobs by threatening to kill them…
…and making demands of the government or else violence will ensue…
I guess that stuff is easy for her to forget, eh. :rolleyes:
When was she ever not batshit crazy?
I’m sure the supporter with the Confederate flag will make people more sympathetic to them.
She was slightly less than completely batshit crazy last Thursday night when she was trying to talk the Final Four into not getting themselves killed, IMO.
Aye, I noticed that too and could only think “Well that’s not going to help people think he (and the people he supposedly is there supporting) loves America.”
The thing is tho, crazy people don’t think like you’d think they’d think; that’s what makes them crazy.
He got one, but only for the day.[
](Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy seeks court-appointed lawyer - oregonlive.com)Here is the federal complaint against Cliven Bundy.
The best news?
And what happens if he is convicted? Glad you asked!
It would be nice if at least some of the trials for these people could be televised.
Oh, hell no, I have seen enough of Bundy faces to last a good lifetime.
Here’s hoping that whatever courtrooms are used just happen to have gold fringed flags.