No, no, those are the hats you wore when feeling beavers. Duh.
One of the 18th/19th century slang words for a woman’s parts was Hat.
Why? Because hats were often felt.
“Shooting beavers” may be a euphemism here. Though, usually, I take my hat off for that.

I know I’ll regret asking this - but if they’re of “indeterminate shape”, then how do they know they were sex toys?
Everybody does realize BG’s list was a joke, right? It’s not a quote from the linked article.
So it was indeterminate?
Everybody does realize BG’s list was a joke, right?
No! BG never posts humerus comments! Ever! I would stake my right arm on that.

Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
LOL. I must’ve seen that on a bumper sticker somewhere.
And if I didn’t, I should.

FTR, there were at least three women present in the occupation: Shawna Cox, Sandra Lynn Anderson, Victoria Sharp.
I counted 5-- in addition to the above, I saw a video shot during the occupation featuring Blaine Coopers wife (Melissa?) and Victoria Sharp was there with her mother and siblings - so Victoria’s Mom makes 5.
I know I’m late to the quesadilla argument, but I have to point out that whether a proper quesadilla is made with one or two tortillas is moot, since the case in question was whether a Qdoba could move in, and Qdoba’s website clearly shows that a Qdoba quesadilla is made from one tortilla.
Defense rests.

So it was indeterminate?
Sort of like Schrödinger’s dildo.
Until you ask “Is it in yet” it is in and out at the same time.

Until you ask “Is it in yet” it is in and out at the same time.
I thought we were talking about beavers, not… oh, never mind.
They were probably just there to experiment with quantum entangled dildos to use as a secure communication method that the Feds could not spy on. Schrodinger back in '58 commented
. . we never experiment with just one electron or atom or (small) molecule. In thought experiments, we sometimes assume that we do; this invariably entails ridiculous consequences . . .”
He was quite right.

I thought we were talking about beavers, not… oh, never mind.
Frankly since the occupiers (with no consideration for our entertainment needs) gave themselves up, I’m not sure we’ve had much to talk about here.

Beaver is also a slang term for ‘lady parts, which is what Princhester was alluding to’. As in ‘Ward you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.’
Yes I know. That is why what I wrote contained a pun- viz. the lil’ ho was busy as a beaver accomodating all those men with her beaver.
Oregon is the Beaver State after all

"Ammon Bundy and the other defendants currently have a trial date scheduled for April 19, according to court documents, a day known as Patriot’s Day, which commemorates the start of the American Revolution. That date is likely to change. "
Thats Game of Thrones season, how inconsiderate of them. Next time please schedule your revolution when it doesn’t clash with major pop culture releases ok?

Oregon is the Beaver State after all
There’s even one on the back of their flag!: Flag of Oregon - Wikipedia

There’s even one on the back of their flag!: Flag of Oregon - Wikipedia
I was in an even raunchier mood than usual today, so I decided to hunt up a link to a r-e-e-e-a-l beaver flag by doing a google search on “xxx beaver flag”.
Alas, although the results included much of interest (great interest!), there was no flag that fit the bill.
He still faces charges in Nevada over the Bundy Ranch standoff.