The finicum is the sock you use to mop up the mess with after you’ve masturbated. Thus the references to Elendil’s Heir cleaning up his sock drawer. They are saying they are all Lavoy’s cum sponge. Its because really they are a BDSM cult that was into humiliation play, that what they needed the 55 gallon drum of lube for. Lavoy was the leather daddy.
Oh, great. Another WONJCTer is among us.
You know no such thing. You merely believe it to be the case because it fits in with your stupid “theory”. Fincium was the wannabe murderer and his intended victims lawfully protected themselves.
Your opinion is worthless; your rants are jokes.
I’m going to have to go with “very far upriver, so to speak, of the anus” since LaVoy obviously had his head that far up to pull the stunt he did.
JAQing off ain’t critical thinking.
He has the first part down pat, but the second part is not in evidence.
It even sounds like to clean up the santorum.
Well…
Why did Richard Nixon have to keep practicing oral sex? He couldn’t get it down Pat.
Badum-bum.
Yep, I say we start a google bomb campaign to make Finicum mean a sock used to mop up the results of masturbation. The straight dope has a high ranking on google, we can do this if we set our minds to it. Once its in Urban Dictionary our job is done.
Finicum: definition, a sock used to mop up the results after masturbation.
We’re through the looking glass here, people.
It might hurt T shirt sales, though. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!
To complete the indignity, as he lay dying in the snow, he loosed his bowels, and spurted finicum into his boxers. Amen.
You’ve called the police officers who shot Finicum murderers and mercenaries. When was their trial held? Or is that a standard that only applies to people who aren’t you?
It doesn’t matter. He’s not sticking around to answer all of the questions asked of him poking holes in his “logic” because he just knows he’s right and all of us have drank the Kool-Aid.
jerrysmissingfinger missing? Giving us the finger? jerry?
The missing finger writes; and having writ … slinks away.
I dunno, Finicum might not have been the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don’t think he really needs to be associated with Rick Santorum. That’s just cruel.
On the other hand, GOD COWBOY will definitely be my stage name when I’m called up to tour with Gwar. Which is totally going to happen at any time. I’d better get started on my giant foam rubber 10 gallon hat shaped like a glans.
Missing more than a finger, I’d say.
I see part of your problem. Gary Darvy is not an actual judge, he’s just play-acting. Does that help clear things up?
I think Lavoy’s Finicum would be a better band name.
Lavoy’s cum est fini.