BTW, I saw that disgusting commercial again last night - JUST AS I WAS TURNING OFF THE TV TO GO TO BED!
It’s a sign. I must build a moat full of rottweilers.
I don’t think rottweilers would be enough. He’d just toss them some of his greasy meat sandwiches and they’d let him by. He seems to have an endless supply of those sandwiches somewhere on his person shudders.
:eek: The BK Killer remains at large.
Last night I had a dream…
Some of the royals might look as dumb as the Burger King, but they don’t act as creepy! The way he stands there motionless, with that hideous grin and glassy plastic stare–it just doesn’t get any creepier than that!
On his person or IN his person?? double shudder
I dunno, it seems to me that the BK head thing has passed it’s prime. They’re never going to make another commercial with the same mindfuckness as Hootie singing about the Chicken Ranch (or whatever the sandwich was called).
I can’t fathom what BK is up to with this. They have a strange mascot with a retarded-looking smile frozen onto his face who acts like a serial killer in training in one set of ads and another set (which is on a break right now) set in an office workplace. The office is grey, grim and lifeless while the employees are cruel assholes who pick on the little guy in every ad. The hamburgers look like garbage that hasn’t been thrown out yet. The whole thing is simply depressing.
Now which of these ads in any way makes anyone want to go to BK? Does this shit make anyone hungry? Do people say “let’s head over to BK and see if that creepy fucker is handing out candy to children?”
We need a Doom II Wad where the demons look like the Burger King.
Nah, it would probably be too frightening for children.
You are even more evil than Sternvogel. I will never get that horrible image out of my mind.
Does anyone know where I can find the Burger King coffee ad with the buzzed King for free viewing online?
I think there should be a Support group or Class Action Law suit.
The BK king is EVIL and SCARY stuff.
You have no idea until you’ve worked there.
Those creepy ads don’t make me remember Burger King when I’m going for hamburgers. They’re stunning horrible ads, enough to make me question reality and sit slack-jawed for a good minute or so. Then I note that I will still not buy their nasty fake-charcoal burgers, now *especially, * because of the ads.
Not exactly what the ad people were aiming for, I’ll bet. They’re crying over that, for sure. That is, until we get that class action lawsuit going.
Hey, there was a little old lady who worked at the local BK when I was in college. She always remembered I didn’t want pickles. She always smiled and was pleasant.
There was, however, always a little pile of tiny veined wings near her cash register and the scamper of three paired tiny, helpless feet could often be heard in the background.
Probably some health department law about insect pests in restaurants or something.
You ever seen The Muppets Take Manhattan? You know the rats that work in the eatery? It’s the same kinda deal. No worries. 
Has anyone seen that new commercial that’s like King Kong? Except it’s a gigantic Burger King outside the lady’s window?
HOLY MOTHER OF SHITTING-MY-PANTS TERROR. Is it - is it LEGAL to show that? Somewhere, I bet like 600 people had a seizure when that commercial came on. I bet a few old people had a stroke. My sphincter clenched and it was all I could do to not blast out a fear turd.
My youngest brother feels pretty much the same way. I think the ones where the focus is really on the King’s face - like the first ad - are a lot creepier.
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full body shudders
I hate all of the BK ads, but this one is definitely tied for the worst (the guy rolling over to find BK in his bed is the other). I really loathe it! There’s just something about that maniacal, unmoving grin that gives me the creeps, and it’s markedly worse when I see it in supersized like that!