The Busty Redhead Thread

I seem to recall there’s quite a few of us…Im just curious - who-all is there?

There’s me, and I think I remember that Cristi is one too…other names escape me, but I know there’s more.

Hmmmmmmm, gonna be checking this thread every few minutes.

I would also help to know which are the single busty redheads!

Me. Not single, though (sorry, SingleDad!).

Busty Redhead reporting for duty, Ma’am.

<jumps up and down waving hands around wildly>

Wait… do artificial redheads count? :smiley:

We don’t discriminate here. Even artificial busts are allowed.

I would like to draw the line at transvestites, however!

Oh dear God. You redheads nearly killed me the last time this subject came up. Weren’t you supposed to warn me prior to doing this again? Doc, I need an appointment for pacemaker adjustment, quickly!

I would like to propose that we do discriminate against artificial redheads for the purposes of this thread. There are many lovely women out there with dyed “red” hair, but they can NOT be considered “redheads.”

To be a redhead is an ideology, a philosophy, a way of life. You can’t get that out of a bottle of Miss Clairol.

I would be both busty and a redhead. Alas, I am married. :wink:
On the subject of redheads, what is the big attraction for you guys? I have never quite understood it. Any theories?

Well, I agree wholeheartedly. But if that’s so, and you were born with that, but by some genetic quirk you were born with, say, brown hair, why can’t you get a little help from modern science?

My sister, now. She’s naturally auburn, with a blond personality. I dont mean she’s dumb - far from it - she’s just bouncy and happy and outgoing and super-friendly. She also dyes her hair blond. Im willing to consider her a blond.

So I propose that we do include artificial redheads - as long as they have the personality to match.

I don’t know that I’d consider 32C busty, but I am a redhead.

Oh, and yes, I’m single.

UncleBeer, I can come over and give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if you need it. :wink:

Shayna! Oh my! You are absolutely gorgeous. How can you possibly be single?

Naah. You are what you are, and you ain’t what you ain’t. And if you ain’t a redhead, than you ain’t.

But Scarlet, you are the OP, so I will bow to your wishes.

(Boy, that was a very un-redhead thing to say!)

::blushing:: Thank you, UncleBeer.

"How can you possibly be single?"

After a 5 year relationship in college didn’t end in marriage (although I did get a proposal from him), I decided I was having too much fun being single and playing around to settle down in my 20’s. Then when I hit 31 I got the wanderlust and moved to Mexico for a while to have an adventure. After Mexico I moved to Los Angeles… Any question as to why I’m still single after moving here?

UncleBeer shouts:

Pick yer answer:

  1. Unc, I told you we could not put a pacemaker there.

  2. I canna give 'er anymooorrre powerrr, Unca. She’ll blow forrr surrre.

  3. I figured this would happen eventually, so I installed a calibration screw in your anus. All you need is a phillips head screwdriver and some vaseline. Oh, you might want to review the “right hand thread” topic before making any adjustments. In other words - don’t bother me, go screw yourself.

ROFL!

Thanks Doc. Now, tell me how to remove coca-cola from my sinus cavities.

Does it count if Mrs. Xploder is a busty redhead? I LOVE REDHEADS!!!

Visualize a raised eyebrow, a quick wink…

See you in Chicago, UncleBeer!

:cool: