MissMonica said
Yes, yes, YES! Aarrgh. I happen to like them today, but I hated them this weekend when all my girlfriends were wearing teeny weeny little t-shirts and tank tops, and when I put my little shirt on, my boobs made the bottom of the shirt stick out. Sigh.
Good point. You’ll probably miss out on those cute cleavage freckles too.
Yikes.
I’m quivering and hyperventilating.
Maybe not out of ONE bottle…but how 'bout several bottles, over a period of several years? Aside from two bottles of jet black, one brief fling with suicide blonde, and a futile attempt at staying natural (ew), I’ve been spent a collective nine of the last ten years as a redhead.
AND, I have green eyes.
:::runs in, panting::: Hey, guys…I read the board chronologically, so I’m checking in late.
Married, artifically red, busty.
Cat, that is exactly what happened to me! We should talk more at the next ScuzzyDash. 
Humph. Busty blonde here - although sometimes I like to go strawberry blonde, when the mood hits me.
“Cause I’m a blonde. B-L-O-N-D”
Busty redhead here. I wasn’t born a redhead, but I became one as soon as I could. My natural color wasn’t any color in particular, and I felt I had a choice between blond and red, and I read an article somewhere about how dying your hair blond is a signal to men that you want to be a submissive little girl and do whatever the big strong man tells you, and I figured with me, that would be false advertising. So here I am. I’ve been red for about six years now. My mom has stopped saying, “You just look funny that way.” I feel I’ve earned the title of Honorary Redhead, at the very least.
Oh, and the bustiness…that’s natural.
Sign me up. What, this isn’t an order form?
::grumble grumble grumble::
Rats!! What does a girl have to do to get a little attention here? Oh I know. Be a redhead, have big boobs, and talk about psychic orgasms. I’m 0-3. LOL
Excuse me while I go stick my head in the toilet. Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll find some loose change.
Welcome, Vera! Nice to have another redhead, and another Gemini here.
SingleDad: “Have you considered the marvellous opportunities, both professional and personal, that await you in Denver?”
Considered it? Heck, I’m moving in with you next week! Hope you’re not allergic to cats.
Cristi, you simply cannot go on and on about your ample bust and cleavage, teasing and tantalizing, and then give me a compliment like that. From one bi-curious female to another - that could be very dangerous! 
Here’s that picture of me, courtesy of Doctordec, made available to you courtesy of SingleDad!
By the way, that’s a real sword (thanks to Sucellus), and a real Peep (thanks to UncleBeer)!
Grace, it’s okay…
Let’s go somewhere quiet and talk about it…
My natural hair color was a bizarre combination of grey and auburn. Weird huh? I got sick of it though, so I’ve been dying my hair red for the past 3 years. So I am officially qualified as a busty redhead. =)
I wasn’t sure if I fit the busty part, but after seeing Christi (Thanks,and it IS a good pic!) I qualify. I,too, have been red so long that no one I know remembers any other color, and the fact that I wasn’t born red proves that birth defects exist!!!
Just checking in. Mostly red hair(sort of light brown with an over-abundance of copper highlights) and most definitely busty.
I should have said something in that post, like “Warning: The breasts in this photo are larger than they appear.” They don’t look like 38C’s in there. 
Just say hello to me. I’ll give you all the attention you want!
So I’m a male redhead and I’m following this column with most interest. Are there any busty redheads (artificial or not) with green eyes? Because that would be my dream woman. I’m not sure why I’m so attracted to my own hair color, but I can’t help it.
I know one. She’s gorgeous, smart, funny, and single. But she’s not busty at all. Sorry. Give her some time, though. She’s only six.
