The Case of the Missing MMP

Ok, Kabaddi.

Kabaddi is a sport like this. There are two teams on either side. Each team has two lines drawn, like this.


Team 1



Team 2


There is about a six-foot gap between each set of two lines, and a large “free” space in the middle.

Each team selects a player by turns. Each player must cross the first line, cross the second line, then cross both back again.

Easy, you say? Well. As long as you are in the “team’s space” - that is, the space in between the two lines, the team has certain things they can do to stop you. They may not hit you or hurt you or tackle you. They can, however grab you bodily, wrap their arms around you, or pile on you.

Not done yet. You also must not take a fresh breath while you do this. So as you cross, you must constantly say a word to prove you are not taking a breath.

The syllable they usually use is “ku” so you hear them saying “ku-ku-ku-ku” the whole time.

Some people rely on speed to get themselves their and back. Others, on their strength, or their deep lungs to be able to last.

And you don’t need to cross it entirely. If they are all piled on you but you stretch and your finger crosses the line, you’re safe.

Ok, so in a country where even now man-woman touching or chaperone-less meeting is considered a bad thing in many places, you can see why co-ed games are considered very naughty and highly taboo. :smiley:

Wow. Are all Hindi movies this intense? Keep it coming, this is great. I’m waiting for the photo and the lipreading to become important.

mika - I wonder if this would translate into a western (note lowercase W) atyle plot - with maybe Lindsey Lohan in the Asha role, and the two Coreys (they must of the right age by now) as two of the original 4 friends - maybe the two murderers. Special guest appearence by George Carlin as the lottery ticket wielding deadbeat… :wink:

Picture time! I didn’t have as much success with the oil lamps as I’d hoped, and most of the wick holders I made shrank too much. I’ll try to figure them out this session.

I haven’t decided what I’m doing with this batch - FCD has already claimed 3. He’s got more of my pottery in his office than I have in my house!!

FCM I am particularly fond of the beehives and the green sorta bell-shaped pieces. They’re all nice but those three are deemed f-aaaaaa-bu-lous by Mr. Swampington. :smiley:

Mika that sounds like a soap opera. Kind of like Dynasty meets General Hospital with a side of Days of Our Lives thrown in for good measure.

Those votive holders are nifty!

I especially like the votive holder with the holes on the side. if you’re selling, DIBS

gee, maybe I should make some more votive holders this time around. Thanks for the idea.

rose, I haven’t decided that I’m ready to sell yet, but I might be amenable to barter…

How funny, swampy, you like the two that I like the least - the green ones. I was kind of surprised when I gave away my last batch to my family members that the ones I expected to be left behind were snatched right up. Shows what I know! Maybe if I call them “primitives” (my secret code work for ugly) I might just have a marketing angle!

Ooh, that black beehive one. I also place dibs. They are of course, all very nice. That black beehive one. Stick a candle or an oil lamp of some sort inside it … beautiful.

Happy Monday, all!!! Great OP, mika.

Yay!!!taxi has a great job offer!!! Yay!!!

I’d go ahead and go to the other interview just for the practice and the potential back-up, should anything fall through with job #1. And again Yay!!! (And boo on parents causing problems… Are they picking a fight because you’re moving and it’s easier for them if you’re on bad terms? I know people who do this…)

Cool pottery, FCM. I like the beehivey ones (I want the black one, Spats!).

Bollywood movies sound like India’s equivalent of Latin America’s telenovelas. They sound fun.

To the important gas price question: gas seems to be running between $2.83 and $2.89 for regular. The Exxon/Mobil near me had it at $2.75 last night (down from $2.79 yesterday a.m.). I’m hoping it’ll still be there tomorrow when I go fill up.

And scout, I thought of you and Ashes this morning when they said on NPR that San Diego has the highest average prices in the country. Apparently the cheapest prices are in Idaho.

Welcome newbies (although didn’t you stop by once before, Happy Clam? or am I remembering a different thread?)! And welcome back melli. Oh, and I got your joke too, HC.

Oh, Spats, did you pick okra for today because it’s used in Indian cuisine or because it has a quirky name?

In other news, I spent most of the day at the Cincinnati Flower Show. It was lots of fun. Beautiful day. Lots of flowers and plants. Some cool flower arrangements. Some bizarro flower arrangements. Haven’t looked at my pics yet. I’ll post a few if any seem worth it…

Now I’m tired and don’t feel like going to work tomorrow, even though I had a 3-day weekend. At least I’m not completely dreading it. Just feeling lazy.

Guess I’ll try to get to bed early…

GT

Evening. Just about bedtime, plus drugs. I got my prescription refilled and will go back on sleep meds.

Yay for taxi!

But I called dibs! And it was the name, although once I saw that info about Indian cuisine I had to put it in, in keeping with Mika’s wonderfully eruditious series.

Congrats on the new job, taxi, now let’s see if I can duplicate that.

Christ…more than 80 resumes? You know they’re tax writeoffs, right?

This is just a Monday shout out, I am trying to get in the habit of posting to the MMP regularly, and it’s still Monday here in the not-so-icy North. Barely, but it is still Monday! I need to get the chillun’s off to bed, but I will endeavor to post something amusing on the morrow.

Hi kaiwik! Welcome back! Is hubby still home or is he off fishing again? Stop in and say hi, even if you don’t have much to say… It’s always nice to hear from you.

GT

Hey TAXI!!!, congrats!

It makes me hopeful, I’m applying for a position internally here. I’ve done the work before, am well qualified, and know and like the guy who’d be my boss. My biggest worry is that they won’t want to hire me for the job because then they’d have to train someone to replace me in my current job, and that’s a lot of training. . . If things don’t work out, I’ll probably start looking for a new job externally. In general, I like the 5 minute commute and flexible hours, but the atmosphere here is really starting to get me down. I hate working in an office full of lazy gossips.

In other news, welbywife and I are all ready to head north to Toronto on Thursday, where we will get to meet Lissla, eat back bacon sammiches, try butter tarts, and generally have so much fun it’ll hurt.

Tomorrow I have to go to Trader Joe’s to pick up Lissla’s shopping list. I hop ewe have enough room in our trunk. :wink:

Just wanted to mention that the Daily Show made fun of our community* last Thursday (I presume it was re-run last night). I’m so proud.

*It’s very weird to be watching TDS and see familiar houses places start to scroll by.

Well, today is the day my whackjob stalker heads home to New Yawk. No sightings, but I had to clear a mess of voicemails from my cell phone pleading me to meet her. :rolleyes:

Good, she’ll be gone Bobbio. Let’s hope you’re completely ignoring her while she was sorta nearby makes her stop with the stalking. I have a kinda sorta stalker type myself. At least he stopped calling when he figured out leaving bajillions of messages will not result in a returned call. Still, if I happen to be in the same place as he is, he’ll do his damndest to hang all over me. This despite the fact that when he once asked me why I never invited him for pool parties and such I answered, “Because I don’t like you.” Sometimes ya just can’t find a clue by four big enough for whacking some people’s heads. :rolleyes:

ACBG and I finished off the ribs, beans and tater (N.O.T.) salad last night. I also cooked a pot roast with carrots and taters (see above) and a really yummy thick gravy. That will be reheated and be tonight’s supper. Pot roast is one of those things just gets better when it’s allowed to mellow overnight, IMO. I might even break down and make buttermilk biscuits cause I’m so sweet.

I mentioned at the end of last week’s MMP (sorta toward the endish) that I’m going to Gainesville, FL for a couple of days this week. I’m driving down late afternoon tomorrow and coming back Friday when I get finished, since it’s only a two and a half hour drive. I prolly won’t be around to post whilst I’m gone, so y’all carry on as best you can.

FCM - I’m with you, I like that dark blue lamp in the center of the picture. I really like the green ones too, but I’m partial to green…

Stoopid weather here. Yesterday was shorts and short sleeves, and there is a frost warning for tonight. Weatherbug says it’s 37 right now with a steady wind gusting at 36 miles an hour. Stoopid weather.

It’s just as well I’m stuck working inside today, I get spoiled so easily - haven’t worn an actual jacket to work in a week or two, now this. And y’all down south where you’re talking pools and such, I have 2 words for you: Stoopid Weather!