Happy Lendervedder: 0
VunderBob is also 0.
:mad: And I was in the Top Ten 2 years in a row, too…
Dung Beetle: 0
I’m up to 69 points
Art Buchwald - 19 pts; Robert Anton Wilson - 26 pts; Don Ho - 24 pts.
Grumble grumble - need to do an update - grumble grumble - I’m a bum…
I’m still a DP Virgin.
I still have plenty of time to score.
I’m not worried.
At all.
Nope.
Boris Yeltsin is dead. 24 points for some lucky dopers. Unfortunately, I am not among the lucky ones. Dammit
I thought he would never die. Too well preserved.
No, he could die. They just don’t have to bother with embalming him.
I am going to hell, I am going to hell, I am going to hell.
At least the rest of you will be with me. 
Not preserved, just pickled.
I hope they don’t try to cremate him; the oven will explode.
One word: bonfire. You won’t even need any wood. Just lay ol’ Boris out in the middle of Red Square, stick a match in his mouth, light it, and *run for your life!!! :eek: *
Is there room in the handbasket for me?
See! I knew I wouldn’t be alone!
Pulitzer Prize-winning author David Halberstam has died in a car crash.
Keith Richard’s mom has died. No word yet on what his plans for her remains are.
Man, that’s cold. 
Apparently, so is she. 
Warren Avis, who founded the car-rental firm that bears his name, has died at the age of 92.