The Celebrity Death Pool 2007

The Game Room
721

[QUOTE=anyrose]
any chance of a scorecard sometime this weekend?
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Happy Lendervedder: 0

722

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
Happy Lendervedder: 0
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VunderBob is also 0.
:mad: And I was in the Top Ten 2 years in a row, too…

723

Dung Beetle: 0

724

I’m up to 69 points

Art Buchwald - 19 pts; Robert Anton Wilson - 26 pts; Don Ho - 24 pts.

725

Grumble grumble - need to do an update - grumble grumble - I’m a bum…

726

I’m still a DP Virgin.

I still have plenty of time to score.

I’m not worried.
At all.

Nope.

727

Boris Yeltsin is dead. 24 points for some lucky dopers. Unfortunately, I am not among the lucky ones. Dammit

728

[QUOTE=melondeca]
Boris Yeltsin is dead. 24 points for some lucky dopers. Unfortunately, I am not among the lucky ones. Dammit
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I thought he would never die. Too well preserved.

729

No, he could die. They just don’t have to bother with embalming him.

I am going to hell, I am going to hell, I am going to hell.

At least the rest of you will be with me. :smiley:

730

[QUOTE=The Vorlon]
I thought he would never die. Too well preserved.
[/QUOTE]

Not preserved, just pickled.

:smiley:

731

[QUOTE=SpazCat]
Not preserved, just pickled.

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I hope they don’t try to cremate him; the oven will explode.

732

[QUOTE=VunderBob]
I hope they don’t try to cremate him; the oven will explode.
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One word: bonfire. You won’t even need any wood. Just lay ol’ Boris out in the middle of Red Square, stick a match in his mouth, light it, and *run for your life!!! :eek: *

Is there room in the handbasket for me?

733

See! I knew I wouldn’t be alone! :smiley:

734

Pulitzer Prize-winning author David Halberstam has died in a car crash.

735

Congresswoman Juanita Millender-McDonald is dead at 68

736

Keith Richard’s mom has died. No word yet on what his plans for her remains are.

737

[QUOTE=Captain Lance Murdoch]
No word yet on what his plans for her remains are.
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Man, that’s cold. :slight_smile:

738

[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Man, that’s cold. :slight_smile:
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Apparently, so is she. :stuck_out_tongue:

739

[QUOTE=Captain Lance Murdoch]
Keith Richard’s mom has died. No word yet on what his plans for her remains are.
[/QUOTE]

Here’s an irreverent link.

740

Warren Avis, who founded the car-rental firm that bears his name, has died at the age of 92.