I second that. What’s up with the color?
Here’s a link
http://www.webamation.com/lazyboy/519.htm
Ahem.
The CUP is very tasteful in lime green leather. Trust me. If you don’t like it, it means you have no taste and are not worthy.
I had to drill holes in the floor to run the wiring. It needs two outlets and a phone line.
OF COURSE you can plug your laptop into the phone jack, while leaning back, watching Baywatch (or Wrestling,) eating a Liverwurst and onion sandwich on rye bread with swiss cheese and mustard(jalapeno potato chips on the side,) and drinking an ice cold St. Pauli Girl beer, then log onto the SDMB, but I’m afraid to try it.
How much pleasure can a mere mortal withstand?
Would I die, my face contorted into a rictus of absolute relaxation?
I vote this is made the official chair of the SDMB.
(You can buy or order it at any Lazyboy dealer.)
Did I mention the massager also has heat?
Oh, my cup runneth over!
my ass is so incredibly jealous.
So you’re saying it doesn’t have a built-in toilet? Eat a low-fiber diet. That way you won’t have to get up as often. I suppose you could rig a relief tube as well, if the wife will let you (somehow they aren’t always very understanding about these things).
~~Baloo
Tell 'er her alternative is emptying the bucket.
Ode to Scylla and His Throne, in a Complex Metre
Scylla’s wife went into the kitchen,
‘Cause he was tired of all of her bitchin’,
She won’t leave him alone
When he felches up the phone
And only moves when his crack burns with itchin’.
Only in America.
Is this the chair your going to be buried in? It’ll save on the coffin!
does it rock?
Bunnygirl:
In America, A COOL country, the chair is high art. Although I suppose if you come from a country of tight-asses it would probably be hard to appreciate.
This Chair is What makes America Great, dammit. Bah! I waste my time with you. Go sit on a bicycle. Just remove the seat first. Then you’ll know what you’re missing!
rocking chair:
Oc course it rocks. Duuuuh.
Scylla, I am nearly in tears reading this. Here I sit, in my wooden, contoured, hard-ass cramp-causing chair, wretchedly typing while nursing a bachache, and you sit on what I can only imagine is the chair God has in His living room.
Truly, YOU are the King of Chairs.
Anyone else see that episode of The Tick? He’s trapped in The Most Comfortable Chair In The World.
The real test
Have you fallen asleep in it yet?? If yes, how long were you able to sleep with a wimmins bitchin’ for you to get up outta there?? Could you not even tell it was bitchin? 
I assume he went for Model 682-M.
When a female-pitched voice begins to nag, sensitive microphones pick up the sound, and a mechanical arm comes out of the top and clamps earmuffs on your head.
Model 682-M ONLY comes in Lime Green, so quit picking on Scylla’s color choices.
I’m in it now.
I hear that they now make a variation of this chair…with wheels.
God help us all.
So, the Graille does exist. And you have it. Fucker.
And I thought my five CD player with remote was the shit.
< Bows down before you >
I don’t understand how they could make one with wheels since it needs three different plugs and wires and a couple of transformers.
Having just consulted personally with Dubya, there remains a concensus that the Chair of Ultimate Power is “Old Sparky” the electric chair.
However, I will admit that my buns twitch just reading about this wondrous appurtenance.
i see you misunderstood my rock question. i then went to the website you posted. i now understand that the chair is a stationary recliner, not a rocker/recliner.
rock on metaphysically. your chair sounds wonderful.
Somehow, this song just seemed appropriate…