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Some would say it is sort of a status symbol, (“Hey ladies, look what I can do.”) or, for people of colder climes, it is to give their car a chance to warm up before they place there butts on the cold vinyl.
I have personally found it useful for blowing up the cars as a prank. A slight modification, and BOOM. Oh the fun!
What an explosive display!
(The owner of the car doesn’t get hurt at all, so you can rest easy. Why would he? He wouldn’t be in it…he has a remote starter after all. )
To men? Mostly because we don’t have them, but really:
[ul][li]They are the ultimate paradox. In the right conditions, they are soft, and hard at the same time. [/li][li]They are multifunctional. They are give nutrients to babies and pleasure to whom ever else you let play with them![/li][li]When the nipples get hard, there is no greater fun than putting them into your eyes![/li][li]They can be held onto when spooning. (And at other times, but this is a family board.)[/li][li]When they are squished together, they look like one BIG boobie![/li][/ul]There are many other reasons, but words just won’t do it…come’ere, I’ll show ya…
Recently, as you may have noticed if you’ve clicked on a thread that looks suspiciously like bestiality (but is far from it:)), you’ll have read that fizzy and I are engaged. My parents know and are cool with it and such. Her parents … well, they are a different story.
How do we tell them? flashcards? One of them airplane smoke writers? Or do we just eventually send an invite to our tenth wedding anniversary?
I have found a Strip-O-Gram to be most effective in these cases. Have someone who is transgender do it, that way both mom and pop will get something out of it.
If that fails, at least you will have 2 free seats at the reception.
(Can I come? :))
When somethings not working right, one might say it’s ‘out of whack’. So if something is working correctly, is it in ‘whack’; full of whack? Do I want more whack in my life?
In this part of the world, and perhaps in your part, it seems to be the custom to plant a row of trees under the powerlines. Or maybe it’s the reverse. This has never made sense to me. Why do folks do that?
I’ve never heard of this custom as planting trees under powerlines is generalt a bad idea. It is an extream fire hazzard and is a pain in the ass for the utility guys that have to work on them.
I make it your quest to cut down all those trees!!!
I think my dad’s copy of Playboy is broken, 'cause I’ve been looking at it for over 2 hours and I still don’t have a boner. How can I fix this sad situation? Also, what is up with fascination with going #1 in the pictorials in Penthouse the last few years? Personally, I think that’s what bathrooms and toilets are for. Am I just being narrowminded? If so how would I go about being broadminded? Actually I would settle for medium-minded.
Not really. I am not antisocial. I just don’t like you people.
Look, who’s thread is this!!!
First off, a priate needs to know say “Argh!” Without that, he is lost.
The second thing to learn is to drink and yell “Grog!” (Now if you put one and two together, you get, “Argh! Grog!” Look! You are well on your way!)
The third thing you need to learn is how to plunder. Plundering isn’t as easy as it sound, so start off small. Try stealing candy from a baby. Oh they say it’s easy, but you have to do it without the baby crying! (Sliting it’s throat is a good way to prevent that.)
Once you have mastered those, you just need to find a ship. There arn’t any gallions around anymore, so try and take over a nice ship. Like the Disney Cruise ship! They have a lot of food for the long life at sea, and hey, Mickey’s there!
Next! Ah! WSLer. Come on in…
Let me take a look. Come back in 10 minutes…make it 5.
Don’t be too open minded, your brain will fall out.(Insert symbol crash)
Personally, I have never under stood this facination with urinatoin in these mags. I am not to hot for that sort of thing either. But I guess some guys like to gather ‘round for a big ol’ circle jerk and say, “Aw dude! Look! She’s pissin’, man!”
::shrug::
If ya don’t get it, don’t try. Move to the last 3 quarters of the mag. You know, where all the ads are.
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