NFL fans, can we please raise a toast to the poor, beleagered Cincinnati Bengals who have finally managed to win a game? Granted President Bush was in attendance, so it may have been part of the Left Wing ConspiracyTM. 
Me, I still remember one year when they won three games, two against my beloved Steelers, so I figure they’ve got a chance of winning at least one more game.
Houston fans, my condolences.
CJ