Pound for pound, this thread shows a lot of character. If you only read one thread this year, choose this one. Unless you want to read a good thread. Or something clever.
If people don’t read this thread… well…
Time heals all wounds.
This thread is about coming together as people. It represents our way of life. If we let this thread get disrupted then the terrorists have won.
It’s what this thread would have wanted.
Read this thread and only this thread. Accept no substitutes.
I’d just like to thank Jesus for my sucess in posting to this thread.
This thread has a good beat, and it’s easy to dance to.
I’m all about this thread. It’s the feel good thread of they year.
This thread hearkens back to the threads of yesteryear: threads that remind us of the character and determination of America. When we see threads like this, we can be reminded of but one thing: buy Chevrolet.
There, there - this thread isn’t as bad as you think it is. After all, when push comes to shove, it’s the thought that counts. I’m sure it’ll all turn out for the best. This thread could be the must-read of the year.
In the meantime, lets put our heads together and really think outside the box. I’m gonna take one for the team and put the thought out there that we’ve really got to pull our socks up. Lets take the bull by the horns and knock 'em dead. Whaddaya say?
The darkest hour for reading this thread is right before dawn.
I think this is in the ballpark. The knowledge base of this fast track thread will create a unique, client focused, synergy. However, we must play hardball and think outside the box, while we complete our gap analysis. This thread must be result-driven and become a strategic fit in our value added game plan. We must strive for win-win empowerment that will allow us to leverage the bottom line. Cast off that old mindset, and revisit the bandwidth of diversity that will become our benchmark. We must be proactive, and through best practice, touch-base with all dopers to insure that none are out of the loop.
I think I got most of them in there.
If you don’t stop every once and a while to read this thread, one day you’ll wake up and it won’t be around anymore. And that’s because, you see, you’ll get out of this thread what you put into it. This thread is what happens when you’re planning to post to other threads.
Every time someone posts to this thread, an angel gets its wings.
I’d like to thank the Academy for the opportunity to read and post to this wonderful thread. By and large, let us remember to not throw stones from a glass house of cards while biting the hand that feeds us as we ask for whom the bell tolls, or we will truly be crying “wolf” one too many times as we burn the bridges behind us all the way to the bank.
This thread, love it or leave it!
This thread said it, I believe it, that settles it.
This isn’t your father’s thread.
It’s raining cats and dogs in this thread. Maybe I should get an umbrella.
When I read this thread I laughed, and I cried. It’s better than “Cats”!
If we outlaw threads like this, only outlaws will read threads like this.
This thread really demonstrates that it’s not the heat, but the humidity.
People in glass houses shouldn’t sink ships.
A bird in the hand is worth chickens before they hatch.
What about the children?
I’d like some feedback.
You’re closing the barn door after the horse with the cart in front of it has already escaped!