If you don’t read this thread, then the terrorists have truly won.
Sorry if it seems tasteless, but I’m easily amused, and incredibly sick of hearing that phrase.
-Syko
I am my thread’s mom.
This thread is what the American people want.
If this thread hands you lemons, then make lemonade.
Wanted: Thread or Alive
Don’t dip your thread in company ink.
This thread makes baby Jesus cry.
Ah did not get thread from that woman.
Why can’t I? All the other threads are doing it!
You’ve made your thread. Now lie in it.
Posts are from Mars, Replies are from Venus.
Don’t let this thread fade into the night, unite to keep the spirit alive, for America!
Posting is easier than shooting fish in a barrel; but you should err on the side of caution, because one rotten post ruins the thread.
All your thread are belong to OW
OW OW OW STOP THROWING THINGS!!!
[sub]scurries off[/sub]
Ask not what this thread can do for you; But what you can do for this thread.
I like this thread, I really do.
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But what I really want to see more of is it’s sister…
I love you thread—I’m just not in love with you.
Dr_Paprika, I don’t think you realize what you started here. This might sound like a good, basic “red beans and rice” thread when you first listen to it, but a second look will show you that this is just the tip of the iceberg. If we let this nose of the camel into the tent, it will just blow open a hole a mile wide and we’ll be throwing the baby out with the bathwater!
Laughing Lagomorph said it best, we got the cart ahead of the horse, and all we can do now is lock that door after the horse has bolted.
I’m agin’ the whole thing.
[sub]This reply brought to you in honor of rural state legislatures everywhere.[/sub]
Does this thread make my butt look big?
Threads: each of them makes something easier, but all of them together make things very complicated.
No one owns threads.
Threads are never new.
Threads sound better in a foreign language.
A post just describes the feeling or the pretended thread, it does not change it.
There is truth in every thread.
Avoid threads like the plague.
Never forget that you are a thread, just like everybody else.
The thread shall inherit the earth.
Maybe I am a thread, but at least no one knows.
Beauty is in the eye of the poster.
You are a loser only when you fail to thread
The thread that the builder once rejected in the long run becomes the chief corner post.
I used to think I had it bad because I had no threads, then I met a man with no posts
You can’t tell a thread by its outside post subject.
Oh boy, there are more, so many many more…
Today is the first post of the rest of your life.
Same shit, different thread.
It was a dark and stormy thread.
(It was a stark and dormie thread?) :rolleyes:
Don’t play with your thread, you’ll go blind.
It’s not the size of the thread that counts, it’s how you post it.
Bet my thread’s bigger than yours!
Is that a thread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?