The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes, part II, crazy in the head

Kinda funny, how being stingy with the help seems a trait with Minnesota Republicans.

When Norm! Coleman was the hot young up and dumber, amongst my son’s cronies the story circulated allegedly originating amongst kids who delivered pizzas to the Coleman home. Story has it that if Norm answered the door, he read the bill, paid the tab and waited for his change, even if it was, in fact, change. Stiff on tip. Close door.

Other guys reported the same thing, but said they would hear a “hisss”, look over and see Mrs. Coleman peering around the corner of the house holding out a $5, then ducking around the back.

The source of this story is questionable and its veracity unreliable and I believe every word. So far as is known, Norm Coleman is the only person in the world that Garrison Keillor actually hates.

Do Republicans in other fiefs have the same oddly stingy reputation?

I don’t believe she herself is, but her campaign is. Though I don’t want to give her the benefit of the doubt, lots of times the candidate does not know what is going on in his/her own campaign.

Considering the narrow margin she had last time, it may be enough for her district to finally dump the bitch. Here’s hoping.

She’s the git that keeps on giving.

edited to add: No, I didn’t spell it wrong-I just don’t give an “f”.

If only. The FEC seems to be the most toothless Federal agency that exists, and that’s saying a lot.

The same story from The Daily Beast has this terrific passage:

As an Equal Opportunity representative for the unintelligent.

Don’t hold your breath though. I know of many who voted for her just on the religious angle.

That’s the thing, that area of the state is notoriously conservative, even if Cambridge is no longer part of her district. All she has to do is keep up beating the Jesus drum, throw in a dash of racism (not too overt, mind you) and she’ll keep getting a good chunk of that district to vote for her regardless of the insanity factor.

There was a hilarious clip on The Daily Show this week of some CNN journo actually doing her job and asking Bachmann tough questions about a self-published, totally uncited book she quoted at CPAC.

It is with a huge amount of shame that I have to admit that this nitwit is my representative. /slitwrist

Kooks of a feather stick together. (Warning: Link to Huffington Post, home of more bad scripts that Uwe Boll’s in-box.)

Just to make y’all’s day: Sarah Palin is making noises about running in 2014, probably for Mark Begich’s (D-Alaska) seat. And I thought there wouldn’t be any fun until 2016.

Of course. She needs something to stay relevant and keep bringing in money. 2008 was so long ago that even Fox News has no use for her.

Senate, eh? The interesting thing will be her attendance and voting record - as in, does she show up for the job or not?

And of course, trying to use that as a springboard to run for President in 2016.

She’s deluded enough to think that the enthusiastic crowd at CPAC translates to equal popularity in Alaska. A run by Palin would bring the Independents out of the woodwork, along with registered Dems and centrist Republicans. I think she’d get creamed, even though the uber-right up there hates Begich.

Note: while Palin’s eyes share many characteristics with Bachman (e.g. vindictiveness, maliciousness, duplicitousness, evilness, etc.), she does not have “crazy” eyes.

I hate to say this for fear of sounding sexist, but in addition to her not being a “rising star” any more, Sarah’s isn’t as young and cute as she used to be. Seriously: I think a lot of her support, or at least interest in her came from those Alaskan good ol’ boys who liked the whole “hot librarian” thing. She’s yesterday’s news now. I wonder how many of her Alaskan fans have picked up on the ridicule she receives outside of Alaska (or outside the Tea Party) and have decided she isn’t worth it any more.

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Librarians can read. :wink:

The campaign ads write themselves. “Vote for Palin – and we’ll be holding another election in 2015 after she quits.”

2016, when she quits to devote full time to running for President.