The cop car I don't want to ride in

I have my reasons

That’s the funniest damn cop car I’ve ever seen. I’d totally get drunk in public to ride in that.

It’s a little more honest than “To serve and protect.”

A lot more honest…

Hey… the truth comes out!

Although I’ll still behave. I hate cops, and don’t want to meet them.

I cannot believe than anyone, Sergeant, Commander or whatever, would be dumb enough to actually put that decal on the cars without a written order from the Sheriff!