Today I went into town and went to a shop in Union Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on mate, how about giving a bloke a break? I was only in there a minute.” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi prick. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a useless piece of festering dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 5 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t give a damn. I came into town by bus.
I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite.
That was good for a laugh, in any case.
Ok, you made me laugh. At first I thought you were going to expect sympathy and I was getting ready to ream you out. 
Bwahahahaha
But what about the poor bastard who’s copped four tickets because of your cheek towards the Traffic Gestapo???
You are one evil fucker Don’t Ask.
The old jokes are the best eh Dont ask.
Now THAT would be a great one to pull on somone you really really hate.